Dark Munster

I'm sure agents Pamplemousse and Kraken will be more than happy to copy and paste the most hilarious POL posts here. That would kill two fish with one stone: give us nutjobs even more laughs, and make fartoniser's head explode.

SOGs will remember David Peach, who regularly took penalties and rarely (if ever) missed.

Not signing them in August?

1 point from safety, with -10 still to come. Time to start a new "Points, and League positions, above the Cheats" thread?

Always good for a chuckle. The only things missing are "No Chance" and "Community Ripoff" cards.

I would go further and say he should be left back in the changing room.

Fox's Mum.

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That wouldn't be you, would it Kraken? A double bluff to get Fartoniser off your back?

Better news for the drunken Scot: there may be a manager's vacancy at Cheats FC soon.

Who can forget his thumbs up to Mad Milan after the Krap Nottarf capitulation?

Originally Posted by POS I can honestly say hand on heart that if Portpin take over I will not go and neither will anyone use our season tickets. To be fair to POS, would you bother turning up to watch utter tripe getting walloped every week in the Wessex league? Of course, that'll happen (if they're lucky enough to survive that long) Chinny takeover or not.

That's great. But they should have brought in a premiership quality GK before the deadline.

Indeed, who can forget Al Mirage?

That's a bit unfair way to describe League 1. Hmmm. Let me think for a moment which one it'll be ....

I'd love it if Saints lost 3-2 to Real Madrid in the Champions' League.

Just logged on to POL and I see that Frattoniser has banned me. Not kidding. Frankly I'm amazed he sussed that I'm a "scummer". I never posted on POL, rarely logged on, and even refrained from cutting and pasting their illiterate crap over here. I don't have a SO IP address, so you have to hand it to him, it was an amazing piece of detective work to out me. Kraken and Pamplemousse beware! Mind you, my username was also Dark Munster, which may have been a bit of a giveaway. Anyway, I'm sure Frat is relieved that this scummer is no longer laughing at the drivel written by the 17 of them over there. Except of course when Kraken and Pamplemousse copy and paste it over here.

So you're saying if Chinny takes over, and finds an alternative ground for the Cheats to play in, he is free to develop the deserted Krap Nottarf and/or sell it to Tescos? The question is, can he find a cheap alternative?

How about a poll? How many would welcome HR back if NA was sacked?

Maybe this is NC's cunning plan.

Actually, I think we had one point. The reason I remember is because some wit asked me at the time "what is the difference between Saints and a cocktail stick?" to which he replied "A cocktail stick has two points."

Quite a mixed day. Great cricket score at Lords. Crappy cricket score at the Emirates. But at least the Cheats are guaranteed to give us laughs galore.

Oh God, I can hear a Dalek approaching.

We need to buy a decent premier quality goalie this summer. A couple of quality CBs and a LB too. No hurry, we've got 3 months to do it. Oh.

I 4-1 am not happy.