Dark Munster

This. Michu for £5 million, plus a decent goalkeeper, a couple of CBs, and a LB. Not rocket science.

For the first Kelvin should've blocked it from going behind him. Third he was beaten at the near post. Again.

In fairness NC/NA only had all summer to get a decent goalkeeper and defenders in.

Has he signed yet?

In fairness, Tricky Trev is doing exactly what all of us nutjobs would do in his position. Draw up a deadline in the sand, rack up £299 hourly in fees, ignore the deadline when it passes, draw a new one in the sand, and repeat continuously until Chinny blows a gasket. Oh, and sanction bringing in a few overpriced castoffs to eat into the remaining pot of parachute money, to really turn up the flame under Chinny's feet. Talk about having fun and getting paid to do it.

Twice actually. He got rid of Wotte pdq (not that was a bad thing, of course). My biggest fear is Nige is sacked and replaced by Saggy.

‘We want to make it clear that 100% of the income of the Club including the remaining parachute payments will be used to pay the football creditors and run the club on solid grounds on a day to day basis, with any surplus funds being given to Michael Appleton for the first team playing squad.’ - Chinny Well, that's most generous of you Chinny. Oh wait, that would be you, wouldn't it? Worryingly for the phew, Chinny is denying having anything to do with developers, even though no-one has asked him about that. The loan shark doth protest too much, methinks.

What injury?

It gave us a Chuckle.

Originally Posted by ALWAYS_SFC I overheard a conversation today and al fahim is said to be on the verge of a takeover with 100million to get pompey back to where they belong. Also he is looking for a big name manager.....this will happen on Fri Yes you are, I'm afraid. You need to replace League 2 with Wessex League.

“The all-expenses paid trip will give the players and staff a fantastic opportunity to experience a different culture. “As well as taking part in the football tournament, local community visits have been planned that I’m sure they will all enjoy. “Once again, I’d like to offer my thanks to everyone who has made this trip possible.” Looks like Cheats FC are the lucky recipients of a Nigerian inheritance. Once they land in Nigeria they'll have their airfare reimbursed from their £100,000,000 windfall, as well as having the latest parachute payment they wired over as a deposit returned with interest.

What is the url?

So, the ice cream doctor is accusing the BBC of having no professionalism. I tried to come up with a witty retort, but I really can't trump Al-Fatty's brilliant piece of pot-kettle-black-ism.

Forget the present dross. We should build for the future. Have Messi impregnate a few dozen fit English lasses, bring over some non-English coaches to help bring up the male offspring, and Bob's your uncle, in 20 years we'll finally have a decent team.

Crouch would have buried it.

Crouch, 22 goals in 42 England games. Doesn't even make the squad. Not very clever, Roy.

This has Chinny's/AA's fingerprints all over it. I guess they think that if Trevor won't be convinced with their bid, a Middle East ice cream consortium will do the trick instead. As they said of PT Barnum's victims, there's a sucker Born & co. every minute.

No, it must be the bestest fans™ in the world. Either that, or someone is eyeing the remaining parachute money.

I recall Hiley writing a scathing piece about Lowe. Before he resigned.

We paid the square root of f*ck all for Todd and Johansson (IIRC). So those two are spurious counter examples.

You're right, P.O.S. It is absolutely shocking that we're playing in red this season, with only tiny white stipes. And as for his hand bags with Matty, well that is unforgivable. He truly makes the child maimer, Mad Milan, the ice cream doctor, Al Mirage, the Russian Laurel and Hardy, and Chinny look like choir boys. Sod off Nicola, and take your billions with you.

Phew, that's a relief. There was a nasty rumour going around that Saggy was being lined up to replace Nige. But now that he's at his spiritual home, his legendary loyalty means that there's no chance he'll dump them to come and relegate us a second time. Oh.

I remember most descriptions of Beattie when he first played for us included the words banjos and cows' arses. Look how he turned out. Hopefully the same with J-Rod.

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