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FAO Fry: Chances of West Ham being relegated: 0.632% Chances of Man Utd being relegated: 0.0% 0.632% ≠ 0.0% HTH.

^ This.

Would you be willing to bet your house on it? If offered evens say, I'd be happy to bet my house on Manure not going down (assuming no Juventus type punishments for corruption). But if offered evens on West Ham not going down, no way I'd risk wagering my house (even though I'd likely win). So no, the odds of West Ham going down are not the same as Manure's.

In 96 we stayed up under Merrington on goal difference (when Ball famously told his Man City players to play for a draw in the closing minutes of their final match against Liverpool, after fans in the crowd told him Saints had gone behind against Wimbledon ). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1995–96_FA_Premier_League#Final_league_table

We may sneak a point, or even a win. But only if Dalek comes on here and makes another 5-0 thrashing prediction.

Well spotted. He's invited too. I was thinking of the Toyman as well, but I have a feeling he won't accept.

Come back in a month, Mack. You'll be invited to the nutjob party.

And if my auntie had balls .... Well, one anyway: the final twist of the knife in February.

How about Michu for £2.2m?

That hasn't stopped De Ridder getting some playing time.

I think Gazza should get loan experience (CCC/SPL) There, I've corrected the headline for you.

Don't forget the elephant in the room ... 8) Maybe they're crossing their fingers* that they'll get Injustice Mann again. * Assuming that's possible with webbed ones.

Yes, but was it only in a straight line?

There, I've corrected it for you. Oh how we're going to laugh. Rallyboy may even be able to take a well-deserved rest. And maybe Oldnick will finally admit that they haven't got away with it.

What dream is that? Yo-yoing?

Bent off injured. Hopefully nothing too serious, but 4 days out at a minimum.

My favourite: Scary Monsters. Check it out. Bowie at his very best IMHO.

Meh. I'd much prefer Messi.

He's going to feel very lonely while lying in the treatment room. Only if February's parachute payment is being paid one month early.

Excellent. A draw or a win for the Saints it is then.

Indeed, provided one turns a blind eye to his speling and grammer. That'll be excellent practice for how they'll be playing their home matches a year or so from now.

Maybe yes. Maybe no.

Not easy, that's true. But the only (almost) certain defeats are Chelski and ManUre away. Even Citeh at home is drawable.

Yes. In particular, I'd rest key players (such as Fonte) in case of an unnecessary injury in a non-league match.