Dark Munster

I have it on good authority that Forecast is posting on this very thread, under a pseudonym of course. I can't reveal who it is.

In fairness, the Cheats are very talented at stretching their wage budget further than what appears mathematically possible. Just ask Tal Ben Haim.

Ok, I'll say it then. This has 0-0 written all over it.

If it were a minimum 25 man squad rule then Cheats FC would be truly f*cked.

All HCDAJFUs on this thread please.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?32356-HCDAJFU-loanee

A long way above the Cheats.

How about your mate Corpse Whore?

We had the bastard the last time we were in the PL. We all know what happened. Can't argue with the other 3 though.

There were one or two here who indeed did seem to miss Corpse during his self-imposed exile. They were very much in the minority. I think I may have remarked to those pining for his return: be careful what you wish for (or words to that effect). There was even one poster who had the temerity to suggest that Corpse to pay the £5 a year to enable unlimited posting. I'm not sure if that was extreme masochism or a very sick sense of humour.

Corpse's cunning plan.

Isn't he Blackadder's sidekick? Not sure how good he'll be on the pitch, but at least he'll come up with some cunning plans.

Or get relegated by a margin of 8 points or less. That would make the ridiculous point penalty extremely infuriating.

Thread title: Sam Baldock - HCDAJFU

Are five enough?

Any threat of rain?

I know this may sound a bit complicated, so you'd better make sure that you are sitting down, in case your head gets dizzy with all the facts. Maybe, just maybe, the increase in attendance during Christmas was due to an increase from our populace who were not regular attenders and were not partaking in the said boycott, and those that were boycotting actually continued to stay away?

There's plenty more where that came from on the world famous thread in the Lounge. Come and join the fun.

Thread title: Jimmy Bullard - HCDAJFU

Two reasons to be thankful Corpse Whore isn't a fully paid up member of Saintsweb: 1) We only get a maximum of 3 posts of her drivel per day; 2) I dread to think what her avatar would look like.

Ah, that must be the next one. You know, the one just around the corner that doesn't involve mobsters, money launderers, child maimers, loan sharks, non-existent sheiks, or ice-cream doctors.

L1 > NpC?