Dark Munster

Sounds like a nasty attack of Corteseitis.

Surely you can't be referring to a certain twitchy bastard who called the job a "poisoned chalice"?

Well, I suspect that was Chinny's plan at the beginning of last season. When that failed miserably, and he knew that it wouldn't be feasible in a skate's lifetime, he went to plan B: sell the rotten carcass to some none-too-bright chancers.

In fairness, they did actually avoid getting any red cards in their latest match. Although apparently that was not so much a change of character, but more a case of a blind referee missing a blatant elbow in the face by one of their players. The sight impaired referee also missed a blatant hand-ball penalty by another of their players. Strangely, Stevie-boy wasn't complaining about the ref's performance afterwards.

They did win at Derby. No mean feat.

I doubt it. We'd be too busy observing in amazement at the pigs flying overhead.

If Arsenal get relegated this season, and we go up, I wonder if we can get Walcott, AOC and Shaw on loan? After all, they would need to be playing Premiership football.

They're probably too thick to realise. In fact, it would be quite amusing if Dubious and Aintgotapenny do a Lowe, and appoint him after they sack Stevie-boy following the rogering we'll give the DFCSBs in December at Krap Nottarf.

He will accuse two high-profile managers of taking bungs in a television exposé. I can think of one in particular who will get rather twitchy after reading that. So the Cheats managed to get their second win in umpteen games today. Mixed feelings about that. Sadly it does give some breathing room between themselves and the relegation zone (at least temporarily). But the good news is that it does increase the chance that Stevie-boy may survive until December, and also they did peg back one of our promotion challengers.

"And I don't just expect to be promoted this year, I want us to be champions." The 5 year plan has been shortened. No pressure on Nigel then, eh?

Isn't there going to be a Brighton - Leeds post match reaction thread?

Brighton win = we lose top spot (at least for a day).

But not as good as DECROMAX.

Yes, the one who's a waste of money.

10 yellow cards and 3 sendings off for both teams would no go amiss.

Never heard of him, is he Native American? More importantly, does he play up front?

e = mc2 + something really, really tiny (k/c100000) ?

Well maybe it'll mean you could send a neutrino signal back in time. You could send a message to your younger self 20 or so years ago to invest in Microsoft and Google. That should nicely pad your pension. Once you're done don't forget to send me a few million as a token of your appreciation.

Yes.

But it is 1/30.

Wasn't there a film about him starring Adam Sandler?

Hayfield injured?

Tempting fate much?

Yep, they were surprised at the condition of the toilets. You would have thought they'd have checked them out before buying, but at least they said that they are going to address that appalling problem. It is a 5 year plan, so maybe they'll replace one bog per year. Assuming enough money is available, of course.

Talking about the Cheats, here's their record over the last 16 competitive matches: W 1 D 7 L 8 I wonder if the few are looking forward to December?