Dark Munster

Surprised no-one has Gray in their bottom 5. Absolute utter and total disaster. And how anyone can have Sourpuss in the top 5 mystifies me. Apart from the 6-3 against 10-man Manure his record was appalling. And who can forget Ali Dia? We played like crap and looked relegation certs until his assistant (whose name escapes me) more or less took over near the end, and pulled off the greatest of escapes. Good: Ball Nicholl Adkins Strachan Pearson Ok: Pardew Sturrock Hoddle Jones Borderline incompetent: Burley Merrington Appalling: Souness Branfoot Wigley Dodd/Gormless Gray Wotte Poortvliet Wilkins Rednapp

No. Yes. Not for long. HTH.

Are you referring to our match against Cheats FC next season?

When Nige 1 was appointed I was cautiously optimistic, and he exceeded my expectations. Shame that **** Lowe got rid of him through spite. And Nige 1 proved the Lowe-luvvies completely wrong. When Nige 2 was appointed I was cautiously optimistic, and so far he has exceeded my expectations. I think, like Strachan, his man-management skills are top notch. But most of the squad he has inherited, and I think the jury is still out whether he can be as good in the transfer market as (for example) Lawrie Mac, or (dare I say it) Pardew.

I read it as "Please Mr. Chainrai, don't kill me."

He told BBC Radio Solent: "The manager has indicated that he'd like to sign me permanently, but we'll have to wait and see what happens. I'd like to have a foursome with Catherine Zeta Jones, Lucy Liu and Salma Hayek. But we'll have to wait and see what happens.

Is he one of the 2 star players you are referring to?

After the dust has settled, I've got a feeling that 91 teams are going to finish above the Cheats.

At the very least we should commission Ian Brennan to make a sculpture of the Storrieteller. It should be erected on the site where Krap Nottarf used to be (after its demolition).

I doubt it. Chinny would love to have been promoted, do a Derby and finish bottom on single digit points, and trouser a fresh 4 years of parachute payments. That's why he funded Lawrence and co.'s wages for the season with the highest paid squad in the division. The gamble failed. I reckon Lumpitt convinced him at the beginning of the season that the expensive "quality over quantity" would take them up. Now he's trying to rewrite history: Lampitt tells the website: 'At the start of the season, if I had been offered mid-table safety and the financial position we are now in, I would have grabbed it with both hands. So if there is any disappointment, I believe it is a measure of what has been achieved in some very difficult circumstances. Somehow I don't think the loan shark is going to fall for this spin, and I doubt he's amused. If I were Lumpitt I'd be nervous about waking up with a severed horse's head lying on the pillow next to me.

In fairness perhaps he was referring to Messi and Iniesta. I'm not sure Chinny will be very willing to pony up the dosh to get those two. Among those watching was Deepak Chainrai occupying the directors’ box for the second match running, while former administrator Andrew Andronikou was also present. So the Android has joined the few as a new fan. Either that, or he is ready to get employed again for yet another administration once Chinny pulls the plug.

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/11/05/03/SOCCER_FIFA.html&TEAMHD=soccer&BID=165 About bloody time.

No, it was when RL got rid of Luggy and appointed Wigley. Anyway, enough of that. Back to celebrating.

You mean when Cheats FC play against Havant and Waterlooville in the Conference South? Aren't you being a bit optimistic that the FL will only demote you that far?

Cheers Um Bongo!

You were born a bit early. I bet a lot of little Saints were born about 9 months after Saint Bobby's goal.

But that means a defeat against Walsall, which at best (1 goal defeat) would bring the g.d. level for Saints and Huddersfield. And with their 15-0 victory Huddersfield will have scored more goals, winning the next tiebraker.

Why not put a tenner on them not getting promoted? That way if the worst happens you'll have nice bit of comfort money.

Or if they go 1-0 up early they can then park the bus.

I think Spurs (like all other creditors who aren't called Chinny) can kiss that money goodbye.

Well, in fairness, the Cheats didn't purchase success. Considering that they used players that they couldn't afford and are paying back pennies on the pound (if that) it's more like that they stole success. So rather than calling them hypocrites (which they are), it's perhaps even more apt to describe them as cheating, lying, filthy scumbags.

You mean what Nottarf Krap is soon going to look like after Chinny does a runner?

Half a million into Chinny's pocket. That'll pay for a month or so of Lawrence and co.'s wages. "Since his move, Wilson has gone on to become an integral part of the Stoke side who have reached the FA Cup final. That deal has proven to a bargain for the Blues, with Lawrence and Kitson helping to comfortably keep them in the Championship." That's strange: I thought Chinny was gambling on paying the highest wages in the Championship in order to get promotion and get his hands on the Sky money, not to comfortably maintain their place in the pauper league.