Dark Munster

Certainly anywhere within 100 feet of TCWTB.

Seconded. Assuming 'Arry gets as far as the gates.

As alluded to by earlier posters, it appears Chinny is only stringing Aintgotapenny and Dubious along to fool the few (not a difficult task) into buying season tickets, before closing the cesspit down and then scarpering. The fact that this is giving the few more hope to kill them is just a delicious bonus.

If Huddersfield pull back their 12 goal deficit and pip Saints to 2nd place on goal difference, this decision is going to haunt us.

P. S. Any own goals scored by them would of course be purely accidental.

We could loan them a couple of ours.

Actually, if they fancy their chances for competing for promotion next season, wouldn't they prefer Saints to be no longer in the division (and a strong rival for a promotion spot)? Maybe it's in their best interests to lose on Saturday.

This.

I just hope the bitter little man doesn't send out a team against Huddersfield so young that they'll be wearing nappies, with the aim to lose 10-0 and eradicate our superior goal difference. No one would be that vindictive. Would they?

Gus Poyet would spontaneously explode.

Well the few have now finally lost the last bit of the unbearable hope. Luckily for them it's been replaced by the more bearable despair.

Only 4 players on the bench. Stevie-boy's last desperate attempt to convince the angry loan shark that he has done a magnificent job with such a "paper thin" squad?

Leeds only get a point today, so the Cheats inch toward oblivion, but are still alive by the slenderest of threads. All they need is for Leeds and Forest to lose all their remaining games, Cheats win theirs, and all the other teams in between to lose most of them. Still a tiny amount of unbearable hope for the few. Unless of course they are saved by Messrs. Aintgotapenny and Dubious.

Rest assured, if we f**k up our promotion she'll be typing and posting on here one nanosecond later. It'll be her last act of defiance before the Cheats sink below the waves.

I don't think there's a deadline for going out of existence. Although in the Cheat's case they are long past due.

That depends. If they only need a draw to stay up, they'll park the bus (bad). But if they need to win it would open them up and it would be to Saint's advantage (unless the buggers score an early goal and then park the bus ).

Not me.

Something that the FL will very possibly need to think about in the upcoming weeks. I suspect that they would regard the Cheats as being the third team relegated (out of existence ), sparing the 3rd from bottom club from being relegated. This would have a knock-on effect of one less team being relegated from L1 and L2. So in summary, if the Cheats go out of existence 3 clubs are going to be very grateful, the other clubs will say good f*cking riddance, and that doesn't include the celebrations that will start in the non-degenerate parts of Hampshire. Of course there will be the problem of finding clubs for their remaining players. All 9 of them.

If Chinny goes to plan B they'll need to replace "of the season" with "ever". And on gravestones it's customary to have both the year of birth and the year of death engraved. So if one end is going to display "1898" (assuming they can find enough in the sparse crowd to hold that up), then it would be appropriate to have those at the other end of the ground hold up "2011".

Or irrelevant.

... a parcel full of shit. Welcome to the large (and I'm sure ever-expanding) club!

^ Not necessarily. Would be irrelevant if Saints win the first four.

I think the answer is that they are the only club with absolutely zeros standards on who they would sell themselves to. They would willingly whore themselves out to money launderers, child maimers and sons of murderous dictators. If the few are lucky Vladimir Aintgotapenny and Roman Dubious will take them over and launder enough filthy lucre through their cesspit of the club to keep it afloat for one more season. That's if they're lucky.

That would be nice of course, but unfortunately it would probably get him crocked for the rest of the season. Safer if he scores a gentle 1 yard tap-in in the 89th minute.