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Well I see the Cheats have finally confirmed buying Halford. £500,000 is the rumour. No problem with the funding, just take the fee (and his wages) out of the CVA kitty. Wolves fans not too sad to see him go. http://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=61506 I reckon we'll be glad to shift him off the wage bill. Mind you who the hell wanted to buy him in the first place? Shocking player. Good riddance. Cannot believe Mccarthy ever played him in right midfield. Agreed but lets not shout this from the roof tops incase pompey change their mind. He has got a decent throw and ........... Either way he was a poor buy for us at £2M. I have read that we will be getting only £500,000.

Thanks for the compliment Mack, but I said I was think of applying for that job (hence it cannot be me.) BTW I look more like my avatar.

Daily routine: 1) Wake up. 2) Survive. 3) Go to bed. Thinking of applying for this job:

32. The team you support are a bunch of dirty, filthy, cheating skate bastards.

So, not much talent in Cheatsville, but plenty of m ! n g eRs and ugs.

How do you find those stats? (I assume you didn't go over all 815 pages and count each post one by one? )

I beg to differ. Which of their first team players would you swap with ours (from the same position)?

Wow, doesn't time fly when you're having so many laughs? 55 posts per day on average. Incredible. Plenty more to come, f'sure.

Chief executive Jez Moxey has negotiated a minimum seven-figure return on the 26-year-old utility man, plus add-ons if Pompey win promotion to the Premier League. I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for the add-ons, Mr. Moxey. Anyway, £1 million less available for the creditors next April. Business as usual for the DFCSBass'tards

These jokes are wearing out faster than "has Skacel signed yet?"

To be fair, they also play in red and white stripes. So it's an understandable mistake to be made by a professional journalist.

Scary to think that he's been on the bench a few times (when Bart was injured). We were one injury (or sending off) for Kelvin from disaster. I think getting a proper 2nd or 3rd choice GK is essential.

I think you are close to the mark there. As I've mentioned before, once the last parachute payment has been paid out Chinny et. al. will toss out the rotten corpse once and for all. Talking of corpses, I see our very own Corpse Whore has reawakened once more now that she hopes the Russians with their "millions" will save Cheats FC. I predict that her silence will be deafening when the last penny has been drained and the cesspit of a club finally implodes. Plenty of laughs (and tears for the few) to go!

TCWTB's ex missus? If so, talk about jumping out of the frying pan into the fire.

I think the bottom line is, as soon as the last parachute payment has been divvied up amongst the various dodgy ex and current owners, Cheats FC are truly toast. It's like a massive train wreck going on in slow motion. Plenty of life in this thread yet.

Correct, and an absolute bloody disgrace. Not to mention that if the unsecured creditor amounts had been summed properly (for example, with Child Maimer Jr. probably being at a much lower percentage), HMRC would probably have been well above the 25% level to block the CVA. That's what their QC should have focused on in court with Injustice Mann.

I don't think hypo is saying NA is going to be crap in the transfer market. But I agree with him that the jury is out, so to speak.

I have to agree. The jury is still out regarding NA being able to get in good players. It seems most Saints managers over the last 20 years were only good at getting the best out of an inherited or assembled squad, or good in the transfer market, but not both. Of course we've had our fair share who were crap at both.

Just after they went down pfc123 was so confident about Cheats FC's future that she said she wouldn't swap places with us 3 years from then. Well, it's been only just over 1 year, we're already in the same division, their squad is about 1/4 the size of ours, and they are owned by Russian money launderers versus our billionaire family. Did I mention Saints own our nice modern stadium outright, whereas Krap Nottarf is mortgaged to Chinny, with surrounding land owned by child maimer jr. Not to mention Chinny hovering around like a vulture ready to pick their carcass clean, and they still haven't serviced their CVA. But there is still hope for the Cheats: they are still ahead of us in the table - alphabetically.

Careful, don't fall for Corpse Whore's cunning plan.

I presume the spread legs are in honour of Avram's achievements. I guess it makes sense that they didn't put very much effort into producing this, bearing in mind they only have to manufacture about a dozen or so for their entire squad.

Yes, but despite Chinny circling like a vulture, ready to strip clean what's left on the rotten carcass, everything is just hunky dory at Cheats FC. The Russina mafia have nothing but the best interests of the club at heart, despite not actually owning that much. Just ask pfc123.

Strange ... only two "innocent" jokes so far.

Trust me, it's all going to end in tears.

Hate to say it, but first prize has to go to Mack. "Bass 'tards." I'll happily use that on a regular basis. DFCSBass'tards