Dark Munster

I was wondering who could be mad enough to bid €80 million for Hulk. Now we know. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/937748/porto-rejected-€80-million-bid-for-hulk---agent?cc=5901 Now that they have unlimited funds (except for the creditors of course), maybe the Cheats will aim higher with a cheeky €200 million bid for Messi.

So do we. That's why we call him Bart.

Nice But I'd happily settle for 2. Saints. 22. Cheats FC

The jury's still out. But definitely better than this shite: Steve Wigley Harry Redknapp George Burley John Gorman Jan Poortvliet Mark Wotte Dean Wilkins Pardew was excellent in the transfer market, and Sturrock and Pearson weren't around long enough to show how good (or bad) they could be.

Ah ha, I think I can see the huge gaping hole in your argument.

Presumably compared to their ability then. For me I'd say only Baird, Surman and Jones stand out from the previous lot.

Probably true. But if by chance Hants go down by a margin of 8 points or less this decision will be a very bitter pill to swallow.

Have you ever heard of the saying "two wrongs don't make a right?"

Along with this.

:lol::lol: Who said pfc123 doesn't have a sense of humour?

Good idea. That's what I did.

Option A: Nicola persuades his close friend a billionaire, who would have had no interest otherwise, to buy Saints and save the club from liquidation, not to mention quickly gaining promotion and giving us rosy prospects for the upcoming years. He is rewarded with a £600,000 salary. Option B: Nicola doesn't persuade ML to buy Saints, and the club sinks below the waves. I choose option A. Thanks NC for all you've done so far.

^ This.

Brilliant!

Just received this by email. INTERNATIONAL POLICE AUTHORITY UNITED STATES SECTION (IPA) Region No. 2 New York City P.O. Box 804 Knickerbocker Station New York City, New York 10002-0804 USA We, office of the international police authority (IPA) hereby write to inform you that we caught a diplomatic lady called Mrs. Patricia Willies at (John F Kennedy International Airport) here in New York with a consignment box filed with United State Dollars. Meanwhile, base on our interview to the diplomat she said that the consignment box belongs to you, that she was sent by one Mr. David West to deliver the consignment box to your doorstep not knowing that the content of the box is money. The diplomat also said that her first transit in the state was at Cincinnati Northern Kentucky International Airport Ohio. Now, the diplomat is under detention in the office of (IPA) security, and we cannot release her until we carry out our proper investigation on how this huge amount of money managed to be yours before we will release her with the box.. So, in this regards you are to reassure and prove to us that the money you are about to receive is legal by sending us the Award Ownership Certificate showing that the money is not illegal. Note, that the Award Ownership Certificate must to be secured from the office of Her Majesty Revenue and Customs Unit, because that is the only office that will issue you the original Award Ownership Certificate of this funds, this is because the fund originated from United Kingdom,England. You are advised to forward immediately the Award Ownership Certificate if you have it with you, but if you did not have it we will urge you to contact back the sender of the diplomat to help you secure the Award Ownership Certificate if at all you did not have it. Below is the contact information of the person that sent the diplomat: Name: MR. DAVID WEST Email: darangodan5@gmail.com Furthermore, we are giving you only but 8 working business days to forward the requested Award Ownership Certificate. Please note that we shall get back to you after the 8 working business days, that if you didn’t come up with the certificate we shall confiscate the funds into World Bank account then charge you for money laundering, but if you forward the Award Ownership Certificate then we will release diplomat with your consignment box also gives you every back up on the money. NOTE THAT THIS BUSINESS DEAL HAVE TO BE KEPT HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL AS REPORTS HAVE REACHED MY OFFICE THAT SOME TOP CORRUPT OFFICIAL OF THE F.B.I ARE TRYING TO STEAL YOUR FUNDS,SO LET NO ONE KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL YOUR CONSIGNMENT GETS DELIVERED TO YOUR DESIGNATED ADDRESS. Thanks for your understanding and co-operation. Yours Truly, I.P.A REGION NO:2 DCP. DOUGLAS H. KING Cc: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI USA). Cc: CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY (CIA). CC: Canadian Police Association CC: GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID) CC: Asia Pacific Group on Money Laundering (APG) CC: Egmont Group CC: European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD) CC: Financial Action Task Force (FATF) CC: International Monetary Fund (IMF) CC: International Organization of Securities Commissions (IOSCO) CC: International Banking Security Association (IBSA) CC: International Air Transport Association (IATA) CC: Institut de Formation Interbancaire (INSIG) CC: World Customs Organization (WCO) CC: Inter-American Development Bank (IADB) CC: Offshore Group of Banking Supervisors (OGBS) CC: WORLD CENTRAL BANK (WCB) CC: NIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF) CC: NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE (UK) CC: ECONOMIC FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) I think they sent it to the wrong email address. It surely must have been intended for someone@dfcsb.com

Piss poor penalties by the US. Almost as bad as the English (men's) team, (and Brazil today).

They must have been taking lessons from the English penalty taking coach.

Good grief, you're not Dalek's twin are you? Luggy's record (often with half the first team squad out injured): W 5 D 2 L 6 Above average for Saints managers over the last 20 years. I still believe we wouldn't have gone down if he hadn't been replaced by the clown Wigley, followed by the Mad Milan plant Saggy.

Has some filthy, laundered and borrowed-never-to-be-repaid money. Skint in the clean, honestly-earned stuff. Allegedly.

'Miland Development 2004 has agreed to pay the full amount, plus costs and any interest. ‘Mr Gaydamak has given his personal guarantee to pay the authority should Miland default.’ Well, despite the moral victory, I think the Council can kiss that money goodbye.

mmmm .... humble pie

Would it be fair to call this a must win match?

Or play like a blind man?