Dark Munster

I hate to digress from Cheats FC bashing, but every club going into administration has been perfectly capable of timing it to within a reasonable time frame. One club (Leeds?) was even able to time it at half time of a match, when they only knew then that they were down. Anyway, enough of that. We've got bigger fish to fry. Back to the DFCSBs ....

The rosy-cheeked bastard took us into administration 4 days after the cut-of date for the points carry-over to the next season. A blatant act of spite as his days were numbered at a club whose supporters (most of them anyway) detested him. The parent company trick to avoid a points penalty was his idea (probably to deflect fury for his disgraceful administration timing), and very few supporters, and almost certainly him, expected it to succeed.

The length of time it'll take for the parachute payments to end, and to squeeze every last penny out of the cesspit of a club, before it gets liquidated completely, and the rathole Krap Nottarf is demolished to make way for flats and a Tesco? Come on Vladimir and Roman, you can do that quicker than in 5 years.

http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/81574/1/watch-bulgaria-vs-england.html

Don't blame him, stupid FL rules, and definitely not cheating in my book. Plenty of cheating to read about in the Cheats Take Over Saga thread in the lounge.

I have it on good authority that Forecast is posting on this very thread, under a pseudonym of course. I can't reveal who it is.

In fairness, the Cheats are very talented at stretching their wage budget further than what appears mathematically possible. Just ask Tal Ben Haim.

Ok, I'll say it then. This has 0-0 written all over it.

If it were a minimum 25 man squad rule then Cheats FC would be truly f*cked.

All HCDAJFUs on this thread please.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?32356-HCDAJFU-loanee

A long way above the Cheats.

How about your mate Corpse Whore?

We had the bastard the last time we were in the PL. We all know what happened. Can't argue with the other 3 though.

There were one or two here who indeed did seem to miss Corpse during his self-imposed exile. They were very much in the minority. I think I may have remarked to those pining for his return: be careful what you wish for (or words to that effect). There was even one poster who had the temerity to suggest that Corpse to pay the £5 a year to enable unlimited posting. I'm not sure if that was extreme masochism or a very sick sense of humour.

Corpse's cunning plan.

Isn't he Blackadder's sidekick? Not sure how good he'll be on the pitch, but at least he'll come up with some cunning plans.

Or get relegated by a margin of 8 points or less. That would make the ridiculous point penalty extremely infuriating.

Thread title: Sam Baldock - HCDAJFU

Are five enough?

Any threat of rain?

I know this may sound a bit complicated, so you'd better make sure that you are sitting down, in case your head gets dizzy with all the facts. Maybe, just maybe, the increase in attendance during Christmas was due to an increase from our populace who were not regular attenders and were not partaking in the said boycott, and those that were boycotting actually continued to stay away?