Dark Munster

Well maybe it'll mean you could send a neutrino signal back in time. You could send a message to your younger self 20 or so years ago to invest in Microsoft and Google. That should nicely pad your pension. Once you're done don't forget to send me a few million as a token of your appreciation.

Yes.

But it is 1/30.

Wasn't there a film about him starring Adam Sandler?

Hayfield injured?

Tempting fate much?

Yep, they were surprised at the condition of the toilets. You would have thought they'd have checked them out before buying, but at least they said that they are going to address that appalling problem. It is a 5 year plan, so maybe they'll replace one bog per year. Assuming enough money is available, of course.

Talking about the Cheats, here's their record over the last 16 competitive matches: W 1 D 7 L 8 I wonder if the few are looking forward to December?

Source?

You mean the manager Cortese appointed?

http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=424&fid=203&sty=2&act=1&mid=2116328449 The phew are not very happy.

Hopefully we'll have 17th place locked up by Christmas.

http://audioboo.fm/boos/474263-steve-cotterill-speaks-to-bbc-radio-solent-following-pompey-s-1-0-defeat-to-hull-city Yes indeed.

Had a quick look at their most recent results: blimey, 1 win in the last 15 competitive matches! At this rate we'll have to give Stevie-boy the keys to Southampton in recognition of sterling service. You have to hand it to Chinny. He may have wasted a fortune last season in a futile effort to go up, but at least he was able to hand the parcel full of shit over to another sucker just in time. Unfortunately for Stevie-boy that the sucker could well be an expert in cement boots. No wonder each week Stevie-boy sounds more and more deranged on Solent.

Shocking defending.

‘I remember addressing the players around dinner time and said if anyone wanted to go home they could because I needed to give them that option. ‘If there wasn’t going to be a club, there wasn’t going to be any contracts. ‘The players then had to consider injuries because they would have their careers to think about. ‘But, to be fair, not one of them ducked it. They were fully committed. ‘For us, though, it wasn’t just about Portsmouth Football Club. There was football that had to be upheld. ‘Whether we were going to get paid or not, we had to play the game. If not, not only would we have messed up our own club but messed up every other club. ‘There was Hull City with a paying public going to the game, the league tables, the football pools and God knows whatever else. ‘That one had to be played, for sure, for football’s sake. ‘It wasn’t difficult to focus once you are there at the ground at 2pm or are on your way on the bus. ‘The hard part was probably 5.50pm on the Friday night when the news is rolling around Sky that we are about to fold. ‘That was on our minds through the evening meal, through the presentation we do on teams when we are away from home, through the night and maybe the following morning. ‘You go through some tough times in your career – and that was one.’ Well, I don't know about you, but that certainly brought a tear to my eye. How those brave footballers and manager bravely overcame Chinny's and Gayboy's handbag spat to soldier on to Hull, and despite the hellish adversities, still managed to play a game of football, no-one will ever know. I reckon we ought to phone up Liz and recommend an MBE for each of those brave lads, and a knighthood for Stevie-boy is surely the least he deserves.

What is it now, 1 win in 15 (ignoring the humiliating losses in friendlies)? Oh dear, with loan sharks and mobsters breathing down your neck, no wonder Stevie-boy is behaving even more deranged nowadays. It's almost enough to feel sorry for him. Almost.

How many goals has Heskey scored for England? How many goals has Crouch scored for England? Not the same.

Blue flares it is, then.

But the Fratton faithful shouldn’t be shifting too uncomfortably at the reading the Championship table makes at present. The make-up of the standings in the middle of September rarely bares any resemblance to how it will appear in the final reckoning. Well, the second sentence is partly true, but as pedg indicated, not in the way the writer meant. The Cheats currently lie 8 places above the drop zone. The first sentence is wrong. The phew should be "shifting very uncomfortably". In fact, if they weren't so stupid, they'd be shitting themselves.

Hmmm, another website that makes money by the number of hits it gets, and lies about showing a live stream. I wonder why they would do that?

This.

Mrs. Licka.