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Oi, Phil, any Greeks reading this thread are likely to be very offended.

Hmm, Corpse is getting a tad tetchy. I can't think why.

Well, they certainly won't go beyond those 2 years, f'sure. The remaining parachute payments are the only reason Chinny and company are keeping the cesspit of a club on life support.

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It looks like he can afford to lend the Cheats some desperately needed money. But then again, I'm sure he's not as thick as Voldemort's players.

I notice there is one vote for for Fourpast. I didn't know he subscribed to TSW.

Using your "logic" Bernie Madoff was also not insolvent, until his corrupt setup similarly collapsed.

And, very possibly, not many from the current first team either. The transfer window opens on January 1, and the match is about a week later. I wonder how many players Chinny can offload next month, as he begins flogging off as much of Cheats FC as possible before finally tossing out the rotten corpse? You have to admire Chinny's tricks in keeping the cesspit of a club on life support long enough before the final parachute payment is received. Getting some Russian crooks (allegedly) to keep it running for a while on filthy, stolen pension money was a masterstroke. And now back comes the android. Who said this thread was dead? They must be having a laugh.

I wonder if it will be televised?

Simple, they don't pay. The Cheats are very good at that.

Actually, if a top 2 finish is the priority, maybe a Hammers win wouldn't be so bad?

Blimey, I go away for a couple of days, and come back to the thread which is now longer than a Stephen King novel (and more scary - for the few). I'm glad I'm not attending a funeral in the foreseeable future - it would be hard to keep a straight face while my thoughts keep going back to the plight of the Cheats. Anyway, to any skates reading this thread, don't despair. You may have lost Vladimir Aintgotapenny, but at least you've still got Roman Dubious. He certainly looks much more honest than Vlad. I know I wouldn't hesitate to buy a used car from him. But seriously, I never understood why they would not have one, but two dodgy owners. But now I do. It was so they could have a spare one in case the other got nicked. You have to admire their foresight.

I think you'll find that's the sound of the time bomb about to explode.

Maybe the "utter nutjobs" shurlock is referring to are our resident Skates PFC123 and Corpse Whore? I certainly hope so, otherwise I am terribly offended.

If it's a physical check up, I wonder if it'll include counting their fingers? That could take a long time.

"If I wear the same glasses and have the same hairstyle as Alex Ferguson, I can be as successful as him." He may have not actually said that.

There I was, thinking Stevie-boy was a complete and utter moron. But now I have to give him credit, his timing of leaving the sinking ship was quite impeccable. Idiot savant maybe?

You are being a tad generous though, Gorgiesaint. I would replace "good whore" with "dirty, filthy, cheating whore."

I think that day will be the climax of this epic thread. Oh how we'll laugh.

This. Most voters are like children, wanting something for nothing and believing the lies the candidates tell them. It's particularly bad here in the US.

Stop it St. C. You're raising all our hopes up. That was for going into administration. In theory they could get punished for newly uncovered crimes.

That could explain the thumbs up between them the day we capitulated at Krap Nottarf. Anyway, I have a feeling this is all being discussed over in the world-famous thread in the Lounge. Off I go there now ....