Dark Munster

Well it looks like I have to revise my opinion of Voldemort. He is as stupid as he looks.

Cheers saintmatt.

And everyone lived happily ever after. Except TCWTB and the rest of the phew.

Well that's certainly true Voldemort, considering Cheats FC aren't paying him anything at the moment. Comment from skate stever2011 "So angry. Another pointless season. Chanrai certainly isn't winning any fans on this one. Someone step in for God's sake and do something. This will affect morale all round." Yes, that could be literally true, after the FL hit your cesspit of a club with a bigger points deduction than Luton and Bournemouth combined. Fortunately (as we found out) the FL doesn't give a toss if circumstances they didn't plan for do occur. They simply make up a new rule, and give the offending club a good rogering anyway.

Yes.

A new avatar for Alps .....

HCDAJFU. No thanks!

You mean like the Wally with the brolly?

^ This. Mourinho would be great. Second choice for me would be O'Neill. Third choice Hodgson. Hiddink is also a good shout. Saggy Chops it is then.

Not to mention that he most likely hasn't lent nearly as much (real) money to Cheats FC as he claims. Good God, I'm beginning to sound like Corpse.

Are the wheels falling off the bus?

http://www.sportz-for-free.org/xtra.html

Depends. Soft or hard turd?

A Democrat. Bloody Republicans.

I'd go further and also have the goalie counted as a separate sub, allowed to come on if the first choice GK gets injured, even if all 3 outfield subs have already been used.

Another point: if we had no backup goalkeeper it could encourage dirty, cheating managers ( Poyet ) to instruct one of their thugs to target Kelvin with some "accidental" collisions.

Sounds very tasty. But remember, if their results are expunged West Ham will lose 6 points, others up there will lose 3 or more, but we only lose 1.

Mrs. Munster knows (and admires) MLT from the times she was willing to watch a Saints on TV with me a decade or so ago. She also remembers "Van Damme" (as she referred to Jeff Kenna) and "Duck face" (as she referred to Dowie) from that era.

Actually a Brum win, with Cheats FC going into liquidation later this month, and all their results expunged, would be my first choice. My second choice would be a Cheats FC win, followed later this month with a 50 point penalty for being DFCSBs (making the win redundant).

Bad idea. Unless of course Bart isn't fit: no point in putting Fourpast on the bench.

He's really struggling with a knee injury apparently.

I think "Pompey are an attractive proposition with a quality squad and their new ground could be considered as a 2018 World Cup venue, if England win the right to host it" may have been a bit of a giveaway.