Dark Munster

There I was, thinking Stevie-boy was a complete and utter moron. But now I have to give him credit, his timing of leaving the sinking ship was quite impeccable. Idiot savant maybe?

You are being a tad generous though, Gorgiesaint. I would replace "good whore" with "dirty, filthy, cheating whore."

I think that day will be the climax of this epic thread. Oh how we'll laugh.

This. Most voters are like children, wanting something for nothing and believing the lies the candidates tell them. It's particularly bad here in the US.

Stop it St. C. You're raising all our hopes up. That was for going into administration. In theory they could get punished for newly uncovered crimes.

That could explain the thumbs up between them the day we capitulated at Krap Nottarf. Anyway, I have a feeling this is all being discussed over in the world-famous thread in the Lounge. Off I go there now ....

I think you'll find Vlad, Roman and Chinny's 5 year plan is to extract as much filthy lucre from Cheats FC (including parachute payments), and then leave the rotten corpse afterwards.

Along with trotting out the traditional bestest™ fans in the world quote, he goes further: "A few years ago Portsmouth were a successful Premier League club. I would like to think I can help the people at the football club achieve that again." :lol: Reminds me of our own beloved Mr. Br*nf**t, who when first appointed said he was aiming to win the league and the (old) European cup. Actually, in fairness, Br*nf**t was being a lot more realistic. The Storrieteller has already almost done enough to earn a statue in Southampton, but if this is true there can be no doubt that he deserves one. Legend.

Similarly, a one-time shoplifter and a serial murderer are technically both criminals.

Hopefully that'll mean Bexy will be able to provide us with working stream link.

Maybe he's willing to work for peanuts because Roman and Vlad have promised that he would be the centrepiece of a revolutionary new coaching setup.

If he doesn't get the manager's job, he might instead get an offer for some other line of work from Roman and Vlad. Something that involves concrete boots, or horses' heads, for example. If I were Lampitt I may be getting a little nervous.

They are 5 points behind Charlton, and only 2 points ahead of Wednesday. Could they manage to go the whole season unbeaten and not get promoted? That would be a quite unique accomplishment!

Comment no. 10 from one of the few: "Blimey. Well he certainly looks like a Portsmouth manager." Couldn't have put it better myself.

Gray AND Wigley? Surely that's too much for us to wish for?

Just in case you need to see it again.

Yes, but in fairness they will also be getting a new clock. Allegedly.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/markets_close_on_next_pompey_boss_1_3200909 The bookies think it's O'D, and the few don't seem to be very impressed. But they should be grateful if they end up with O'Driscoll, it could be a lot worse. That reminds me, I wonder what will happen to our friend Gray?

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This.

Where's Dalek to tell us that Saints will only pick up a few points, but be happy to still be in the top 6 at the end of the month?

True, but least they are only a small bunch (and getting smaller).

Possibly the best manager named Nigel we've ever had, although the other Nigel (aka "the boot boy" by Lowe luvvies) is also proving himself to be very good. Hull are sneaking up, and if they win their game in hand will only be 3 points behind us. I would love it if the other Nigel takes his team up this year (2nd, behind our Nigel of course). That, along with the Cheats going down, would be perfect.

Don't worry, that's not going to happen. But after we've dicked them feel free to flush their toilets as many times as you can anyway, and leave the taps running. Assuming of course you can find a toilet that flushes or a tap that runs.