Dark Munster

Interesting data. The Drunken Scot: 41% BTW, Dalek, compare Sturrock's with Wigley's (and WGS's for that matter), next time you blame Luggy for our relegation.

Bloody West Ham. Never mind, 2 points dropped.

To be pedantic, it does make a difference if (for example) WHam win their last 4, and we win 1, draw 2 and lose 1.

Hopefully we're promoted by then, or if not, Brum have something to play for (i.e. not already certain of a top six finish and resting players for the playoffs).

Win = We're as good as up Draw = Not too bad Lose = Squeaky bum time Fair summary?

I'll be surprised if they last that long. Not quite as catchy, but I'm inclined to go with "You're Pompey 'till 2:30 pm April 28th, You're Pompey 'till 2:30 pm April 28th."

Was feeling quite down after the Cheats cheated a draw today. And with the point, Saints go back to the top. And with the point, Saints are guaranteed a top six finish. And their point gained will make no difference that the DFCSBs will probably no longer exist at the end of the month. I feel a lot better now.

But that probably means that instead of forking out a fiver each for annual full membership, we'll have to pay about £5000 each. That'll be the only way we'll be able to pay off Chinny and Gayboy.

Wow, talk about the calm before the storm ....

Was Bart in goal?

I had the dream in December 2009. Of course our favourite Cheats Takeover Saga Thread resident Skate thought otherwise. Okay, after we crucify them tomorrow we won't be mathematically up, and the Cheats won't be mathematically down, but both will be awfully close.

Bad Friday. Let's crucify the DFCSBs.

You wouldn't be talking about a certain android, by any chance? HMCR are claiming £93 million. So he'd first inflate the debt to £372 million plus 1p, to ensure HMCR get screwed out of blocking a 20p in the pound CVA, riddled with loopholes so that it is payable over umpteen years (or never, which ever comes later). Then he'll reduce the debt to single digits.

Not necessarily.

Actually, Voldemort, that is almost the best-case scenario. I think you'll find the (much more likely) liquidation of Cheats FC quite a bit worse.

Indeed he would. How I miss the old bastard.

TCWTB or the cat?

Great day for Reading. Bad day for Saints. Disastrous day for West Ham Nightmare day for the Cheats. Cloudy with some silver linings.

For West Ham, I presume?

Patience Nick. It's not a case of whether Cheats FC will be liquidated, it's just a case of when. The only things keeping the rotten corpse on life support are the remaining parachute payments. And when/if they finally arrive, I'm sure Chinny et. al. aren't planning to use them to "bring forward" the cesspit of a club. Liquidation will occur a nanosecond after the season ends, or the last parachute payment has been grabbed. Whichever comes first. The filthy money has dried up to fund the corrupt diseased club, so the only hope for them is for TB can find a group, so utterly clueless and devoid of intelligence, to part with enough of their money to fund TBH, Kitson, Kanu and co., at least long enough for the parachute payments to arrive. After looking far and wide for these suckers, he realises that the only ones are right on his doorstep.

You made a £150m offer? Quite generous.

Could be worse: BTW, how's Daniel's concussion?

From the Saints Takeover Saga over on the main forum.

More details needed, over on the Cheats Takeover Saga, surely?

Saints beat Coventry, winning the title, but which also saves the Cheats from relegation. The phew endure the humiliation of the "scummers" saving them. For a day. Relief with humiliation turns into total despair as their cesspit of a club is liquidated the following day.