Dark Munster

Patience Nick. It's not a case of whether Cheats FC will be liquidated, it's just a case of when. The only things keeping the rotten corpse on life support are the remaining parachute payments. And when/if they finally arrive, I'm sure Chinny et. al. aren't planning to use them to "bring forward" the cesspit of a club. Liquidation will occur a nanosecond after the season ends, or the last parachute payment has been grabbed. Whichever comes first. The filthy money has dried up to fund the corrupt diseased club, so the only hope for them is for TB can find a group, so utterly clueless and devoid of intelligence, to part with enough of their money to fund TBH, Kitson, Kanu and co., at least long enough for the parachute payments to arrive. After looking far and wide for these suckers, he realises that the only ones are right on his doorstep.

You made a £150m offer? Quite generous.

Could be worse: BTW, how's Daniel's concussion?

From the Saints Takeover Saga over on the main forum.

More details needed, over on the Cheats Takeover Saga, surely?

Saints beat Coventry, winning the title, but which also saves the Cheats from relegation. The phew endure the humiliation of the "scummers" saving them. For a day. Relief with humiliation turns into total despair as their cesspit of a club is liquidated the following day.

Normally I would have nothing against Brighton, but because of their dirty, cheating, whining sh*t of a manager I hope they don't go up.

Top bloke. Any idea why he chose Saints over the ManUre, Arse etc.?

Me too. It would mean that the Cheats would almost certainly go down.

:lol:

There, I've corrected it for you.

Just 2 more points to reach the big 5-0. They say life begins at 50, but for the Cheats it'll be the opposite, I think.

Come on mods, updates please. Only 2 more for the magic 50.

Denis Law didn't want score against his old ManUre club (as they were about to be relegated). But he did anyway.

Very impressive.

I wonder what they would call occupying an automatic promotion place for 45 matches, and then dropping to third with 1 minute left in the final game?

The FL not having a contingency plan is par for the course for them. They'll just make up a rule as they see fit at the time. My money is for one less team to be relegated from the Championship, League 1 and League 2. In other words, Cheats FC's liquidation will make the fans of 4 teams (at least) very happy. Yes, I can count.

Now wouldn't that be sad?

It would be agonizing if we dropped out of the top two for the first time on the last day of the season (and even worse, in the last few minutes). A huge psychological mountain to climb in the playoffs.

Over on the main site (yes fellow PTS nutjobs, it really exists!) the points above Cheats thread seems to be in trouble. At the beginning, as the gap hilariously grew and grew, there were regular smug comments along with gap updates from the mods. Great fun. But now that Cheats FC are rock bottom, and the gap has grown to 45 there seems to less enthusiasm in twisting the knife. Pity for the few? Embarrassment? Not wanting to kick a skate when it's floundering? Who knows? Sad really, I was hoping for a big celebration when the gap hits 50.

On Tuesday Pompey take on Birmingham at Fratton Park and we’re inviting all fans to get their best fancy dress outfits out for the occasion. Supporters are encouraged to raid the wardrobes for their most entertaining costumes to make it a jovial and entertaining night of football. Fancy dress has come out in force this season at a number of away games and it's time to bring it back to Fratton Park. So far we have witnessed Elvis, Cowboys, 70s rockers and even one gentlemen dressed as a banana! The phew make their way to Krap Nottarf for one of the last times ever.

Matty, you're the greatest. We love you. But you're talking bollocks here.

Not yet. But eventually, maybe.