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If the worst comes to the worst I'm sure Chinny would be happy to lend AFC Cheats the registration money.

Thank you! Mystery solved.

Yes, but how far above? I reckon at least 58 places above ... if the Cheats still exist.

Probably. It would explain why they had two tables.

That'll be for Cheats FC's funeral (when they get liquidated at the end of the season).

BTW, although it's virtually impossible for Saints to clinch a top 2 place with a win against the Cheats (damn you Reading), wouldn't it be sweet if thrashing them at SMS not only ensures their relegation, but also ensures at least a top 6 finish for us?

If that happens, we'll have to hope the Cheats pick up just enough points to avoid formal relegation until the rogering they'll get at SMS.

I reckon we ought to loan him out to Donny for their match against Reading tomorrow. Purely to get him match fit of course.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

You could well be right. Maybe we should send a thank you note, along with a gift duck, to the ruddy faced bastard, for postponing administration by 3 or 4 days past the point deduction carry-over date.

This. Not to mention playing a large part in giving Markus, in his final year (R.I.P.), that special moment at Wembley.

And click on the relegation tab, to see that Cheats FC are favourites to go down.

Amazing, Chinny won't lose a penny of the £17 million that he says he ploughed into the cesspit, if they fold?? Or maybe, it's the case of Chinny won't be losing a penny of the £(insert small number here) million that he actually put into the cesspit, if they fold?

I agree. It's disgraceful we didn't come from behind in our 4-0 and 3-0 wins over Watford.

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Over 4000 posts, and yet only 14 of those are in the world famous Cheats Takeover Saga Thread. Most odd for a Lass from Cheatsville.

Rather generous. How about both teams finishing with 6 men, match abandoned, 0 points each?

Yes, indeed. Sad, isn't it? I suspect that the conversation between TB and Chinny went along the lines of Chinny saying he'll consider buying the cesspit of a club, provided TB can scare, with the threat of liquidation, all of the high wage earners into accepting moving on in loans, or agreeing to massive pay cuts. And it seems that TB is trying his damnest to do just that. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7568957/ Certain relegation? Of course. Possible huge points penalties and demotion to the sewer of the FL? No problem for our Chinny! As long as the rotten corpse is on life support just long enough until the last parachute payment date, I have a feeling Chinny isn't too concerned about Westwood sobbing into his bell when the Cheats FC plug is finally pulled.

Yes. According to Chinny a "proper owner" is an idiot with dirty money, and an ego to match, who will pour filthy money into the cesspit long enough to keep the rotten corpse alive just long enough for him (Chinny) to get his hands on the remaining parachute money.

West Ham are also looking to aid Portsmouth survival as they look to secure the signing of Jason Pearce for the remainder of the season offering up a fee and paying his wages for the season in a desperate attempt to help the Blues stay in business. Well, who would've thunk it? I never saw that coming. I'm shocked I tell you, shocked. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?36200-pompey-fixs&p=1289249#post1289249

Easy to miss things amongst the 1153 pages.