Dark Munster

But don't forget they'll be considerably stronger when Kitson, Lawrence, TBH, and the rest of their stars return. With the magnificent 8 back, and all raring to go, they'll surely be a force to reckon with in L1 next season. Provided, of course, that they all drop their demands.

It's like a sad Asterix, with his feathers going limp. I can see TCWTB's hat suffering a total collapse soon, when his cesspit of a club does the same.

Perhaps some of us nutjobs should contact them, claiming we're creditors and promising to contact the FL about the 10 point penalty? Of course the Cheats won't know that we'll reject the CVA and will ask the FL to triple the penalty.

Translation: they can probably get way with racking up enough debt by deferring wages until August, and then the shit really hits the fan.

28 Days Later. Zombies on steroids. Sequel was pretty good too.

One of my favourite films of all time.

Avram would come back in a flash.

Don't you mean Cortesse out?

I reckon this is part of Cheats FC's cunning plan. Herd up a bunch of trialists (with no intention of buying), and raise up the phew's hopes to be able to sell some more "early bird" season tickets to the gullible. They are even talking about bouncing back to the Championship. A dead cat bouncing, more like I think. But I think Voldemort's plan of leaving the senior players behind is not going to be quite as successful. They may be a little pissed off by being treated like lepers and missing out on the Gibraltar timeshare excursion, but somehow I can't see that being quite enough to make them tear up their contacts in disgust and waving goodbye to the millions they're owed. Nice try though, Appy.

Spot the error on the Cheats FC's web page.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?14620-Pompey-Takeover-Saga Come and have fun with us nutjobs.

I see what you did there. God bless TBH.

Attempting to determine his age? Cutting off a leg and counting the rings should do it.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?38796-Balotelli

.. Fixed.

Cheats FC liquidated?

Kanu, twice a Premier League winner with Arsenal, a Champions League winner with Ajax and an FA Cup hero at Fratton Park, has a year left on a contract worth £10,000 a week. Amazingly, he is still only 35. Even more amazing: he's been stuck at that age for the last 15 years. Things must be really bad. Even the old dear with the scooter has gone.

Anyone know if most (non-televised) EPL are streamed? Overseas Saints fans want to know.

Steady on. That's one very good reason for not pulling the plug. Now just now, anyway.

The one I can think of seems to have taken himself out of contention. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/euro2012/4404991/Roy-Hodgson-branded-a-coward-by-Matthew-Le-Tissier.html

England's problem isn't hoofing it to a big lump up front (that's so 1980's). England's problem is passing to a man close to one or more from the other team, and then have the rest of the team stand around like statues waiting for the poor sod with the ball to extricate the ball, himself, or both, from a circle of opponents who have quickly surrounded him.