Dark Munster

Recall we gave Bristol City 6 points this season. If we hadn't, the Cheats would still have a fighting chance of avoiding relegation. Sad isn't it?

That's why I wouldn't take a draw now. Also, I reckon it's about a 40% chance of a Saints win, 30% a draw, and 30% a Reading win. I'll take those odds. Of course I may change my mind at 1:45 pm on Friday.

I certainly hope not. I want them to go down by less than 10, so that this time the points deduction actually punishes them. For a day or two. Just before they're liquidated.

Maybe he did it by accident with the same fingers he uses to type teh.

OK, here's the deal. If I were to say that Glenda would have been much better than Saggy Chops, infinitely better than Wigley, and would have saved us from relegation if he'd been appointed instead of both of them, will you admit that Luggy wasn't that bad for us and wasn't to blame for the relegation?

Interesting data. The Drunken Scot: 41% BTW, Dalek, compare Sturrock's with Wigley's (and WGS's for that matter), next time you blame Luggy for our relegation.

Bloody West Ham. Never mind, 2 points dropped.

To be pedantic, it does make a difference if (for example) WHam win their last 4, and we win 1, draw 2 and lose 1.

Hopefully we're promoted by then, or if not, Brum have something to play for (i.e. not already certain of a top six finish and resting players for the playoffs).

Win = We're as good as up Draw = Not too bad Lose = Squeaky bum time Fair summary?

I'll be surprised if they last that long. Not quite as catchy, but I'm inclined to go with "You're Pompey 'till 2:30 pm April 28th, You're Pompey 'till 2:30 pm April 28th."

Was feeling quite down after the Cheats cheated a draw today. And with the point, Saints go back to the top. And with the point, Saints are guaranteed a top six finish. And their point gained will make no difference that the DFCSBs will probably no longer exist at the end of the month. I feel a lot better now.

But that probably means that instead of forking out a fiver each for annual full membership, we'll have to pay about £5000 each. That'll be the only way we'll be able to pay off Chinny and Gayboy.

Wow, talk about the calm before the storm ....

Was Bart in goal?

I had the dream in December 2009. Of course our favourite Cheats Takeover Saga Thread resident Skate thought otherwise. Okay, after we crucify them tomorrow we won't be mathematically up, and the Cheats won't be mathematically down, but both will be awfully close.

Bad Friday. Let's crucify the DFCSBs.

You wouldn't be talking about a certain android, by any chance? HMCR are claiming £93 million. So he'd first inflate the debt to £372 million plus 1p, to ensure HMCR get screwed out of blocking a 20p in the pound CVA, riddled with loopholes so that it is payable over umpteen years (or never, which ever comes later). Then he'll reduce the debt to single digits.

Not necessarily.

Actually, Voldemort, that is almost the best-case scenario. I think you'll find the (much more likely) liquidation of Cheats FC quite a bit worse.

Indeed he would. How I miss the old bastard.

TCWTB or the cat?

Great day for Reading. Bad day for Saints. Disastrous day for West Ham Nightmare day for the Cheats. Cloudy with some silver linings.

For West Ham, I presume?