Dark Munster

Wow, talk about the calm before the storm ....

Was Bart in goal?

I had the dream in December 2009. Of course our favourite Cheats Takeover Saga Thread resident Skate thought otherwise. Okay, after we crucify them tomorrow we won't be mathematically up, and the Cheats won't be mathematically down, but both will be awfully close.

Bad Friday. Let's crucify the DFCSBs.

You wouldn't be talking about a certain android, by any chance? HMCR are claiming £93 million. So he'd first inflate the debt to £372 million plus 1p, to ensure HMCR get screwed out of blocking a 20p in the pound CVA, riddled with loopholes so that it is payable over umpteen years (or never, which ever comes later). Then he'll reduce the debt to single digits.

Not necessarily.

Actually, Voldemort, that is almost the best-case scenario. I think you'll find the (much more likely) liquidation of Cheats FC quite a bit worse.

Indeed he would. How I miss the old bastard.

TCWTB or the cat?

Great day for Reading. Bad day for Saints. Disastrous day for West Ham Nightmare day for the Cheats. Cloudy with some silver linings.

For West Ham, I presume?

Patience Nick. It's not a case of whether Cheats FC will be liquidated, it's just a case of when. The only things keeping the rotten corpse on life support are the remaining parachute payments. And when/if they finally arrive, I'm sure Chinny et. al. aren't planning to use them to "bring forward" the cesspit of a club. Liquidation will occur a nanosecond after the season ends, or the last parachute payment has been grabbed. Whichever comes first. The filthy money has dried up to fund the corrupt diseased club, so the only hope for them is for TB can find a group, so utterly clueless and devoid of intelligence, to part with enough of their money to fund TBH, Kitson, Kanu and co., at least long enough for the parachute payments to arrive. After looking far and wide for these suckers, he realises that the only ones are right on his doorstep.

You made a £150m offer? Quite generous.

Could be worse: BTW, how's Daniel's concussion?

From the Saints Takeover Saga over on the main forum.

More details needed, over on the Cheats Takeover Saga, surely?

Saints beat Coventry, winning the title, but which also saves the Cheats from relegation. The phew endure the humiliation of the "scummers" saving them. For a day. Relief with humiliation turns into total despair as their cesspit of a club is liquidated the following day.

Normally I would have nothing against Brighton, but because of their dirty, cheating, whining sh*t of a manager I hope they don't go up.

Top bloke. Any idea why he chose Saints over the ManUre, Arse etc.?

Me too. It would mean that the Cheats would almost certainly go down.

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There, I've corrected it for you.

Just 2 more points to reach the big 5-0. They say life begins at 50, but for the Cheats it'll be the opposite, I think.

Come on mods, updates please. Only 2 more for the magic 50.

Denis Law didn't want score against his old ManUre club (as they were about to be relegated). But he did anyway.