Dark Munster

But don't you wish you were wrong?

Don't you mean 3/8 each half?

60 seconds to get an equaliser.

Can anybody else see that losing at home to one of the worse teams in the div is not good enough !!. i for one want to see pompey move forward and strat playing football, the players are a good bunch and with s-cum comming up its time to bring in a decent manager !!! PUP The few are getting nervous about their impending rogering in December. Poor dears. ‘We didn’t deserve that – if we take our chances the game is out of sight, anyway. ‘There was one occasion where they must have had four or five fantastic blocks to stop us scoring.

They can do better than Hart. Come on Vladimir and Roman, you know it makes sense.

If Corpse keeps "PMSL", should we be kind and all chip in to buy some of these for her?

God, I hope not. If they manage to go deep into the playoffs, they may be able to con the gullible voters here to have the (broke) city fund the billion dollar stadium they're craving for.

Sounds like a nasty attack of Corteseitis.

Surely you can't be referring to a certain twitchy bastard who called the job a "poisoned chalice"?

Well, I suspect that was Chinny's plan at the beginning of last season. When that failed miserably, and he knew that it wouldn't be feasible in a skate's lifetime, he went to plan B: sell the rotten carcass to some none-too-bright chancers.

In fairness, they did actually avoid getting any red cards in their latest match. Although apparently that was not so much a change of character, but more a case of a blind referee missing a blatant elbow in the face by one of their players. The sight impaired referee also missed a blatant hand-ball penalty by another of their players. Strangely, Stevie-boy wasn't complaining about the ref's performance afterwards.

They did win at Derby. No mean feat.

I doubt it. We'd be too busy observing in amazement at the pigs flying overhead.

If Arsenal get relegated this season, and we go up, I wonder if we can get Walcott, AOC and Shaw on loan? After all, they would need to be playing Premiership football.

They're probably too thick to realise. In fact, it would be quite amusing if Dubious and Aintgotapenny do a Lowe, and appoint him after they sack Stevie-boy following the rogering we'll give the DFCSBs in December at Krap Nottarf.

He will accuse two high-profile managers of taking bungs in a television exposé. I can think of one in particular who will get rather twitchy after reading that. So the Cheats managed to get their second win in umpteen games today. Mixed feelings about that. Sadly it does give some breathing room between themselves and the relegation zone (at least temporarily). But the good news is that it does increase the chance that Stevie-boy may survive until December, and also they did peg back one of our promotion challengers.

"And I don't just expect to be promoted this year, I want us to be champions." The 5 year plan has been shortened. No pressure on Nigel then, eh?

Isn't there going to be a Brighton - Leeds post match reaction thread?

Brighton win = we lose top spot (at least for a day).

But not as good as DECROMAX.

Yes, the one who's a waste of money.

10 yellow cards and 3 sendings off for both teams would no go amiss.

Never heard of him, is he Native American? More importantly, does he play up front?

e = mc2 + something really, really tiny (k/c100000) ?