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We are not asking to be let off paying. Every effort to accommodate HMRCs concerns about a pause incurring additional debt is being made, including staff forging their salaries. Regards, Miss MoneyPenny Or maybe she meant "foraging for their salaries"? I think the "V" in Cheats FC's CVA stands for the V's they have been flicking over the past years at the taxpayers, charities, small businesses, other clubs, the PL and the FL. Hmm ..... guess the 6 letter word riddle. "Honest"? (Or am I guilty of being stupid?) You're on a slippery slope there. Trying to correct Mack's (deliberate) misspellings would be like trying to empty a bath tub with a thimble.

Simple, give her TCWTB's address. If the posh bovver-boys turn up, we'll have a laugh. On the other hand, if Sid's eloquent prose stirred something in her ample bosom and she turns up, we may not hear from Miss Money Penny for quite a while.

If only there was a thread to discuss PFC and their financial situation...

But an application to bring forward £2.5m in parachute payment instalments cannot be ruled out — and it would be in the interests of football chiefs to keep Pompey alive until at least the end of the season. The last thing the PL would want is for the DFCSBs to scrape into the playoffs, and somehow get promoted to foul their league once again. Forwarding £2.5 million to the Cheats, to keep them going until the end of the season, would make that a possibility (remote, but not impossible). On the other hand, if they refuse, it would make going up for that cesspit of a club virtually impossible (teams going into liquidation half way through a season tend to have a hard time getting promoted ). Hmmm let's see, forward Cheats FC £2.5 and risk them coming back to haunt you, or tell them to f**k off? Tough choice that ....

At least he's cup tied.

Does this work any more for commentary? This was run by a TSF member (can't remember who): http://stourradio.listen2myradio.com/

http://www.eadt.co.uk/sport/ipswich-town/grant_leadbitter_and_damien_delaney_linked_in_five_man_pompey_swoop_1_1191208 With just 48 hours left of the January transfer window, we understand Paul Jewell would be happy to let both his skipper and experienced defender join Pompey if it tipped the balance in his hunt for Jason Pearce, Joel Ward and keeper Stephen Henderson. While Delaney might be offered in just a loan deal until the end of the season, Leadbitter could be allowed to leave Town on a free. Despite being the club captain, the midfielder has often struggled to live up to his £2.6million price tag and it seems likely he will leave Ipswich anyway when his contract runs out at the end of the season. The sticking-point could be Leadbitter and Delaney’s reluctance to join a club in turmoil. I don't think "in turmoil" is quite the correct phrase. I think the sticking point for Cheats FC skating around the transfer embargo is that players are probably a little bit reluctant to join a club that cannot pay its players. If Krap Nottarf or TCWTB isn't a turn off, that certainly is.

If Etuhu asks for a one to one meeting with Limpitt to "discuss" not being paid, then he (Limpitt) would be well advised to have some muscle present to protect himself. I wonder if Voldemort would volunteer?

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In fairness he did have a plan ... the JoCa. Not only that, he also had a plan B; to have TCWTB and the rest of the few selling their caravans to come up with £5 million. I'm not sure what plan C is, but I look forward to it with great anticipation.

Dune is Nicola Cortese??? Talk about ...

Let me see if I understand correctly what you are saying. They're f**ked?

ManUre away would be tasty. Oh.

Oi, you're 19 posts too late. Anyway, no-one can take post #1 away from you (I hope).

Oh the irony!

Come on F.F. You should do the honours.

Good morning fellow PTS nutjobs. Did I miss anything while I was sleeping? Apart from the 1000th page, anything else of interest? Like Cheats FC being liquidated, for example?

Just 3 pages to go before the magical 1000 page mark, not to mention the 50,000th post. I'm 8 hours behind most of you here, so by the time I wake up I'll probably have missed all the celebrations, not to mention a page or two of padding. Hopefully the first post on page 1000, and the 50,000th one, will be more memorable than "stop padding." Maybe everyone will do the honourable thing and let Fitzhugh Fella‎ make those milestone posts? No, I didn't think so. Anyway, back to topic. When JoCa dropped out (although there are hints he may come back again - oh yes please!) I mentioned how much I looked forward to Handy Andy's second choice. Well, he didn't disappoint us. It's the phew! All TCWTB and company have to do is come up with £30 million between them, and their beloved cesspit will be saved (for a month or two, at least). Let's do some maths: each of the phew will have to come up on average with (£30 million)/(the number of the phew) = more than the cost of a much nicer caravan that they and their sisters currently live in. Conclusion: Cheats FC is f**ked.

The bucket's almost ready.

If the Cheats folding, and all their results expunged (with the Hammers etc. losing 6 points), is the difference between us going up and not, then I definitely would want them to be liquidated. On the other hand, if the Cheats folding and all their results expunged does not make a difference in us getting promoted or not .... then I definitely would want them to be liquidated. DFCSBs

Indeed. And no wonder the bastard was in such a hurry to leave us and go back to his "spiritual home." And it certainly gives a whole new complexion on his infamous thumbs up at Krap Nottarf to Mad Milan. Bastard. I'm in a bad mood after today's match, so I won't even try to emulate the mass of very clever and witty film references to Cheats FC. So I will just settle for this.

"And I don't just expect to be promoted this year, I want us to be champions." -Nicola Cortese