Dark Munster

I think you'll find Vlad, Roman and Chinny's 5 year plan is to extract as much filthy lucre from Cheats FC (including parachute payments), and then leave the rotten corpse afterwards.

Along with trotting out the traditional bestest™ fans in the world quote, he goes further: "A few years ago Portsmouth were a successful Premier League club. I would like to think I can help the people at the football club achieve that again." :lol: Reminds me of our own beloved Mr. Br*nf**t, who when first appointed said he was aiming to win the league and the (old) European cup. Actually, in fairness, Br*nf**t was being a lot more realistic. The Storrieteller has already almost done enough to earn a statue in Southampton, but if this is true there can be no doubt that he deserves one. Legend.

Similarly, a one-time shoplifter and a serial murderer are technically both criminals.

Hopefully that'll mean Bexy will be able to provide us with working stream link.

Maybe he's willing to work for peanuts because Roman and Vlad have promised that he would be the centrepiece of a revolutionary new coaching setup.

If he doesn't get the manager's job, he might instead get an offer for some other line of work from Roman and Vlad. Something that involves concrete boots, or horses' heads, for example. If I were Lampitt I may be getting a little nervous.

They are 5 points behind Charlton, and only 2 points ahead of Wednesday. Could they manage to go the whole season unbeaten and not get promoted? That would be a quite unique accomplishment!

Comment no. 10 from one of the few: "Blimey. Well he certainly looks like a Portsmouth manager." Couldn't have put it better myself.

Gray AND Wigley? Surely that's too much for us to wish for?

Just in case you need to see it again.

Yes, but in fairness they will also be getting a new clock. Allegedly.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/markets_close_on_next_pompey_boss_1_3200909 The bookies think it's O'D, and the few don't seem to be very impressed. But they should be grateful if they end up with O'Driscoll, it could be a lot worse. That reminds me, I wonder what will happen to our friend Gray?

:lol:

This.

Where's Dalek to tell us that Saints will only pick up a few points, but be happy to still be in the top 6 at the end of the month?

True, but least they are only a small bunch (and getting smaller).

Possibly the best manager named Nigel we've ever had, although the other Nigel (aka "the boot boy" by Lowe luvvies) is also proving himself to be very good. Hull are sneaking up, and if they win their game in hand will only be 3 points behind us. I would love it if the other Nigel takes his team up this year (2nd, behind our Nigel of course). That, along with the Cheats going down, would be perfect.

Don't worry, that's not going to happen. But after we've dicked them feel free to flush their toilets as many times as you can anyway, and leave the taps running. Assuming of course you can find a toilet that flushes or a tap that runs.

Meanwhile, chief executive David Lampitt has praised the role caretaker managers Guy Whittingham and Stuart Gray have played since Cotterill's exit. Lampitt said: "We have to be incredibly grateful to the existing coaching staff, as well as the players. They've done a fantastic job since Steve left. "It's not only the wins which have been first class but the performances, too. "From my position, and that of the board, it gives us breathing space. "It doesn't take the pressure off. Not many things do that! It just gives us a bit of time. "If we had any concerns about the strength, ability and experience of the coaching staff we would be under more pressure. But people can see Guy and Stuart have the team set up well and playing well." So what are you waiting for, Mr. Limpitt? Give them the f*cking job.

Pear? Plum? Date? Lime? Cock fruit?

You can call him a cock without having to use an asterisk.

Time to bring on the big guns.

I'm not sure if live commentary will be here (just found it), but we'll find out when the 2nd half starts: http://www.palaceradio.net/

They certainly couldn't afford him. So that should make him a frontrunner then.