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Just received this by email. INTERNATIONAL POLICE AUTHORITY UNITED STATES SECTION (IPA) Region No. 2 New York City P.O. Box 804 Knickerbocker Station New York City, New York 10002-0804 USA We, office of the international police authority (IPA) hereby write to inform you that we caught a diplomatic lady called Mrs. Patricia Willies at (John F Kennedy International Airport) here in New York with a consignment box filed with United State Dollars. Meanwhile, base on our interview to the diplomat she said that the consignment box belongs to you, that she was sent by one Mr. David West to deliver the consignment box to your doorstep not knowing that the content of the box is money. The diplomat also said that her first transit in the state was at Cincinnati Northern Kentucky International Airport Ohio. Now, the diplomat is under detention in the office of (IPA) security, and we cannot release her until we carry out our proper investigation on how this huge amount of money managed to be yours before we will release her with the box.. So, in this regards you are to reassure and prove to us that the money you are about to receive is legal by sending us the Award Ownership Certificate showing that the money is not illegal. Note, that the Award Ownership Certificate must to be secured from the office of Her Majesty Revenue and Customs Unit, because that is the only office that will issue you the original Award Ownership Certificate of this funds, this is because the fund originated from United Kingdom,England. You are advised to forward immediately the Award Ownership Certificate if you have it with you, but if you did not have it we will urge you to contact back the sender of the diplomat to help you secure the Award Ownership Certificate if at all you did not have it. Below is the contact information of the person that sent the diplomat: Name: MR. DAVID WEST Email: darangodan5@gmail.com Furthermore, we are giving you only but 8 working business days to forward the requested Award Ownership Certificate. Please note that we shall get back to you after the 8 working business days, that if you didn’t come up with the certificate we shall confiscate the funds into World Bank account then charge you for money laundering, but if you forward the Award Ownership Certificate then we will release diplomat with your consignment box also gives you every back up on the money. NOTE THAT THIS BUSINESS DEAL HAVE TO BE KEPT HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL AS REPORTS HAVE REACHED MY OFFICE THAT SOME TOP CORRUPT OFFICIAL OF THE F.B.I ARE TRYING TO STEAL YOUR FUNDS,SO LET NO ONE KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL YOUR CONSIGNMENT GETS DELIVERED TO YOUR DESIGNATED ADDRESS. Thanks for your understanding and co-operation. Yours Truly, I.P.A REGION NO:2 DCP. DOUGLAS H. KING Cc: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI USA). Cc: CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY (CIA). CC: Canadian Police Association CC: GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID) CC: Asia Pacific Group on Money Laundering (APG) CC: Egmont Group CC: European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD) CC: Financial Action Task Force (FATF) CC: International Monetary Fund (IMF) CC: International Organization of Securities Commissions (IOSCO) CC: International Banking Security Association (IBSA) CC: International Air Transport Association (IATA) CC: Institut de Formation Interbancaire (INSIG) CC: World Customs Organization (WCO) CC: Inter-American Development Bank (IADB) CC: Offshore Group of Banking Supervisors (OGBS) CC: WORLD CENTRAL BANK (WCB) CC: NIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF) CC: NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE (UK) CC: ECONOMIC FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) I think they sent it to the wrong email address. It surely must have been intended for someone@dfcsb.com

Piss poor penalties by the US. Almost as bad as the English (men's) team, (and Brazil today).

They must have been taking lessons from the English penalty taking coach.

Good grief, you're not Dalek's twin are you? Luggy's record (often with half the first team squad out injured): W 5 D 2 L 6 Above average for Saints managers over the last 20 years. I still believe we wouldn't have gone down if he hadn't been replaced by the clown Wigley, followed by the Mad Milan plant Saggy.

Has some filthy, laundered and borrowed-never-to-be-repaid money. Skint in the clean, honestly-earned stuff. Allegedly.

'Miland Development 2004 has agreed to pay the full amount, plus costs and any interest. ‘Mr Gaydamak has given his personal guarantee to pay the authority should Miland default.’ Well, despite the moral victory, I think the Council can kiss that money goodbye.

mmmm .... humble pie

Would it be fair to call this a must win match?

Or play like a blind man?

Well I see the Cheats have finally confirmed buying Halford. £500,000 is the rumour. No problem with the funding, just take the fee (and his wages) out of the CVA kitty. Wolves fans not too sad to see him go. http://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=61506 I reckon we'll be glad to shift him off the wage bill. Mind you who the hell wanted to buy him in the first place? Shocking player. Good riddance. Cannot believe Mccarthy ever played him in right midfield. Agreed but lets not shout this from the roof tops incase pompey change their mind. He has got a decent throw and ........... Either way he was a poor buy for us at £2M. I have read that we will be getting only £500,000.

Thanks for the compliment Mack, but I said I was think of applying for that job (hence it cannot be me.) BTW I look more like my avatar.

Daily routine: 1) Wake up. 2) Survive. 3) Go to bed. Thinking of applying for this job:

32. The team you support are a bunch of dirty, filthy, cheating skate bastards.

So, not much talent in Cheatsville, but plenty of m ! n g eRs and ugs.

How do you find those stats? (I assume you didn't go over all 815 pages and count each post one by one? )

I beg to differ. Which of their first team players would you swap with ours (from the same position)?

Wow, doesn't time fly when you're having so many laughs? 55 posts per day on average. Incredible. Plenty more to come, f'sure.

Chief executive Jez Moxey has negotiated a minimum seven-figure return on the 26-year-old utility man, plus add-ons if Pompey win promotion to the Premier League. I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for the add-ons, Mr. Moxey. Anyway, £1 million less available for the creditors next April. Business as usual for the DFCSBass'tards

These jokes are wearing out faster than "has Skacel signed yet?"

To be fair, they also play in red and white stripes. So it's an understandable mistake to be made by a professional journalist.

Scary to think that he's been on the bench a few times (when Bart was injured). We were one injury (or sending off) for Kelvin from disaster. I think getting a proper 2nd or 3rd choice GK is essential.

I think you are close to the mark there. As I've mentioned before, once the last parachute payment has been paid out Chinny et. al. will toss out the rotten corpse once and for all. Talking of corpses, I see our very own Corpse Whore has reawakened once more now that she hopes the Russians with their "millions" will save Cheats FC. I predict that her silence will be deafening when the last penny has been drained and the cesspit of a club finally implodes. Plenty of laughs (and tears for the few) to go!

TCWTB's ex missus? If so, talk about jumping out of the frying pan into the fire.

I think the bottom line is, as soon as the last parachute payment has been divvied up amongst the various dodgy ex and current owners, Cheats FC are truly toast. It's like a massive train wreck going on in slow motion. Plenty of life in this thread yet.