Dark Munster

According to my calculator: 1% times 99% < 1%

That is abominable, isn't it? The two jokers Ankersen and Semmens have a lot to answer for.

In fairness we are already well stocked with shit up front.

It's back up to 100% now, I heard.

Another brilliant JWP free kick!

Jones too may become a successful at a higher level. One day. Maybe. But we’re not in the position to give him that much time.

Have you booked your train ticket and hotel? I'd do it now before the prices go up!

I think he may still need some more rest. He looked very tired the last time he played strolled.

When I first heard about a Janny B. coming in I thought he was talking about a January Blockbuster purchase. Not Jan Bloody Bednarek. As for £25m for that Jackson lad, a forward who doesn't score goals, I'm having nightmares of another Carrillo fiasco. Hopefully Bournemouth are serious, and not just driving up the price to shaft us!

Those two clowns won’t lose anything (except their pride). Dragan is the one who is on course for losing a fortune.

It seems the two jokers (Semmens and Ankersen) are not very worried about relegation, since the owner is loaded. Two thoughts on that: 1) That blasé attitude is a recipe for relegation. 2) Dragan is probably none too pleased with them being so casual about him losing a fortune if/when we go down.

Yes indeed, we have a clueless buffoon as a manager. Any chance we could have yours?

Words are cheap. Why should we believe any of that?

I was jealous when they hired him. I'm even more jealous now. What a difference a quality manager makes, especially compared to someone clueless and out of his depth.

I'm not going to forget. Ever.

I was hoping you'd come back with with some juicy striker rumours.

If Monaco buy him they ought to throw in an extra £19M, to return what they got from us for their donkey!

A couple of times yesterday he had the ball at the back and was quickly getting surrounded by Everton players with no clear out, and instead of a risky play just hoofed it out play, to let others come back and get organised. I loved that. "If in doubt, hoof it out" is what I like to see from defenders.

Oh shit.

That's an expensive cup of tea.

The skates are worried the season will peter out. Not necessarily, if they keep this up it could be an exciting relegation battle.

Didn't you find yourself going around in circles doing that?

Was this 1000 pound gorilla actually mentioned in the interview? From the above accounts Blackmore didn't ask, and they didn't mention anything, about bringing in a front man this window, and admitting it was a balls up in the summer not doing so then.

If he also excludes Brighton, Forest and Fulham he has an impressive 100% record.