Dark Munster

"Poffertjes."

Or @trousers on any day.

Actually that's not a bad idea. The transfer window closes slams shut soon, so what better way for Ralph to send a message to the board that we're desperate for a new front man who can score? 😉

Jacob's mic is now working great, crystal clear! Cheers. 👍

Biden's daughter's diary was stolen by right wing nutjobs. Then, surprise surprise, they claim it contains an account of him abusing his daughter. How very credible. They've been trying to paint him as pedo for years: https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/aug/12/facebook-posts/fact-checking-pedophilia-attacks-against-joe-biden/

That would be great, but by most opinions here not only has that train left the port, it has disappeared over the horizon.

He does look good, doesn't he? But it would be harsh to drop AArmstrong, who I thought had an excellent game on the left yesterday.

If we can get someone like Haaland in I’ll be confident about the rest of our season.

Sometimes when he's defending I think he is over 60.

Yes, but how about the train?

Bless him. What a difference in attitude compared to that wanker Hoedt.

I think the bookies are concerned that we still haven't brought in a big goal-scoring front man.

Fawlty: "Evening Major." Major: "Hampshire won!" Fawlty: "Why do you keep saying that?"

- Knock knock "Who's there?" - "Saints" "What do you want?" - "Broja"

Um, no mention of Ayoze "I love scoring hat tricks against Saints" Perez?

It'd be a bit of a gamble though.

That's true, he didn't speak in English when he was here.

They were even more woke in the 30s. Hardly an hour passed without them dissing Hitler one way or another

Yes, but has the train sailed too?

Yes certainly the kids who've done so well (Prest, Albert and some of the bowlers) don't deserve to be dropped. But Donald hasn't done much, so him and one or two others to make way for Vince, Dawson and Fuller.

Top 3 in both groups go to the playoffs. Second and third from both groups play in the quarter finals: winners of those matches play the two top teams in the semi finals (who get a bye to the semis). For the final I assume the players in the then completed Hundred are eligible?

Evening Dracula.