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Lemina without the ego? Yes please.

Cripes.

We seem improve in the second half of away games. Hopefully that's the case today. Jeez.

Couldn't find the other, other games thread. 1-0 Arsenal. Lacazette.

Just hoping Zaha plays so JWP can continue to humiliate him. 3-0 Saints. Ings, Adams, Redmond

Gutted for Bertrand who won't ever play under Southgate. There's not even a left back in the squad.

Are the first team not having any pre season matches? Can't see anything about plans on the OS or twitter.

Announcement imminent

Can confirm the Salisu will be announced at some point within the next 14 days. We will also sign a few others before the deadline. I won't give names though as I don't want my sources getting in trouble.

The guy is a nutter and he has every right to be a nutter. But its also very easy to ignore him being a nutter and not worry too much. What a player though. Tom Cruise is also a nutter, but i'm a sucker for a mission impossible film. Jim Carrey strikes me as an extremely unstable individual. But i'll still watch Dumb & Dumber every time its on.

Is Earthworm Jim the new Jack Schitt?

Fonte is a club legend. Wanted to stay on a decent contract and we said no, so he left. And that's absolutely fair enough.

Got the looks, but hasn't.. got the touch?

Can you say the same about Ings a few times please?

"A Southampton contact has told Football Insider the club have also agreed a long-term deal with Salisu worth £35,000-a-year." I'd have played once a week for half that!

Heart: We'll smash them 4-0, end on a high! Head: We're at home mate..

Ings so good again, but the worst pen I've seen in a while. Great goal by Adams. Stephens has shown the biggest improvement by any player ever. Get KWP signed up please!

An absolute nothing game in the grand scheme of things, we're safe and the season is all but over. But, I just have an unexplainable hatred of Everton (and West Ham) and haven't wanted to win a game this much in a long time.

Like this? or a yellow sash?

Have they jumped the gun?

Given that half the league are wearing next season's kit, and the other half have at least been teased or leaked. You can surmise that there's been another cock-up with ours.

Don't tell Everton fans about this thread.

There was more guts in that than a relegation decider

That lineup is magnificent