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Hopefully Newcastle are really bad. 2 injuries too far for our squad I think.

WE'RE GONA WIN THE LEAGUE LADS

So satisfying to know it's a goal any time we get a free kick in that position. What a fucking goal.

Redmond a stain on an otherwise flawless half

We are about to go on an unbelievable run from now until Christmas where we end up top of the league, pundits will start asking 'can they qualify for the champions league?' etc. Meanwhile we'll become every neutrals favorite team after collecting a few scalps from the big 6 home and away. Then we'll tail off a bit around march after picking up some injuries and getting knocked out of the FA cup. In the end we finish 5th, just missing out on the champions league, but what a season and into Europe we go.

Walcott is a weird one, been pretty poor at Everton, but i trust Ralph. A fresh environment can give a player a lift.

He absolutely has

Lemina without the ego? Yes please.

Cripes.

We seem improve in the second half of away games. Hopefully that's the case today. Jeez.

Couldn't find the other, other games thread. 1-0 Arsenal. Lacazette.

Just hoping Zaha plays so JWP can continue to humiliate him. 3-0 Saints. Ings, Adams, Redmond

Gutted for Bertrand who won't ever play under Southgate. There's not even a left back in the squad.

Are the first team not having any pre season matches? Can't see anything about plans on the OS or twitter.

Announcement imminent

Can confirm the Salisu will be announced at some point within the next 14 days. We will also sign a few others before the deadline. I won't give names though as I don't want my sources getting in trouble.

The guy is a nutter and he has every right to be a nutter. But its also very easy to ignore him being a nutter and not worry too much. What a player though. Tom Cruise is also a nutter, but i'm a sucker for a mission impossible film. Jim Carrey strikes me as an extremely unstable individual. But i'll still watch Dumb & Dumber every time its on.

Is Earthworm Jim the new Jack Schitt?

Fonte is a club legend. Wanted to stay on a decent contract and we said no, so he left. And that's absolutely fair enough.

Got the looks, but hasn't.. got the touch?

Can you say the same about Ings a few times please?

"A Southampton contact has told Football Insider the club have also agreed a long-term deal with Salisu worth £35,000-a-year." I'd have played once a week for half that!

Heart: We'll smash them 4-0, end on a high! Head: We're at home mate..

Ings so good again, but the worst pen I've seen in a while. Great goal by Adams. Stephens has shown the biggest improvement by any player ever. Get KWP signed up please!

An absolute nothing game in the grand scheme of things, we're safe and the season is all but over. But, I just have an unexplainable hatred of Everton (and West Ham) and haven't wanted to win a game this much in a long time.