jamesfp1

I ****ing hate west ham

A virgin train?

Sell if needed but not to a premier league side.

Easily our best player

Loving this. Absolutely loving it.

Can see Ralph's impact already. Regardless of how this finishes I've liked what I've seen. Much more urgency and desire to get the ball and get it forward.

No Lemina = No Chance, I reckon

I believe nothing at this point, and I hope for the best. Good luck fellow human.

We need to win 10 of the remaining 22. We've won 1 in what feels like the last 100. All we can do is hope that Ralph is about to be our best ever manager. I will tattoo his face all over my body if he does it.

Love the guy. Fair play to him. And Mane, and Pelle, and Van Dijk, and Alderweireld, and Shaw, and Ox, and Rickie, and Jay. And uncle Nige, and cousin Poch, and dad's mate Ronald. *tries to stop self from crying*

Operation?

Sorted.

Hojberg has some heart but still gives the ball away at almost every opportunity.

Move them to a side, have the Northam as our home vocal end.

I've never seen so many individual errors in a premier league game. Astonishing.

Our passing hurts my eyes

Everybody else being the key words. New manger syndrome never happens for us.

He's had solid spells in the past next to VVD. But he will always be dreadful. Let's not forget how often he used to play through balls for opposition strikers towards our own goal. His name on the team sheet used to almost guarantee defeat. Loyal but terrible player.

Kelv goes with his mates

FFS

Here we go

You just know we'll blow it

What are these feelings?

I'm out..

Think he's a striker