scotty

If you seriously believe that our management, or the management of any other prem club prioritise the FA cup above their prem position, you are deluded. The cups are practice games for the subs, and all the subs need match time in case they are required for the only important competition, which is the prem. Every side in the prem or championship fields a sub side for the cups.

When do you reckon the backup players ought to get game time, then?

+1, except that awful cockup that nearly gifted them another goal, when he tried to shepherd it out for a corner and got his pocket picked. Other than that bit of naivety, looked a very good player today.

Jesus, what utter sh*te spouts from this forum sometimes.

.....from his spot in the championship.

Very true. That scenario would make my summer.

My wife is leaving me because of my snobbery. How vulgar.

Not really. Shes a pop figure rather than a rock one. So she might survive the year.

Rod Stewart Wilko Johnson Barbara Windsor Ed Miliband (killed in mysterious circumstances, and replaced as Labour leader by his brother) Will Self

Nicolas Anelka has promised not to repeat his nazi goal celebration. Until he plays Spurs.

It'll be moved to general sports once a mod wakes up.

Is it too late to change my vote for "Fallen Comrade" from 'their all c*nts' to 'Dog'?

Thanks for ruining that for me, pal. Anytime I can do you a favour......

Since I moved into the retirement home, I've finally had to accept that I'm going senile. I dont know whether it's me or the bloke sat next to me that's shat himself.

We were in the car, and my wife said "your phone just buzzed." "Its only a text," I replied. "I'll deal with it later." She picked it up off the dashboard, tapped the screen and peered at it closely. "I thought so," she sneered, glaring at me. "Its yet another bad joke from your mate about how women are terrible drivers." "Watch the f*cking road" I replied. "You've just run a red light."

Somebody who wouldn't walk out on us mid-contract to spurs for more money. Therefore, Glenn Hoddle.

I was outraged when my neighbour sold his house to a registered sex-offender. I don't like competition.

Could you download the application form mate? I have a few quiet months coming up

Its all about opinions, Charlie, no need for abuse. I happen to agree with smirker, but its not xenophobia. There was a thread a while back about Rangers and Celtic joining the EPL because the scottish league is a joke, that didn't go down too well iirc.

Seriously??? Christ almighty.

I usually save the picture by right-clicking, upload it to tinypic.com, then let them do the work. Lazy bastards, let 'em work for their money. This tip was given to me by Johnny Bognor, who never seems to post on here nowadays.

I don't see that happening. The current management have steered pretty well clear of loan signings, unless they've been either us shipping a player out on loan, or loaning in a player who's likely to become a permanent signing.