scotty

Certainly sounds like an unbiased report to me, definitely no agenda there.

The self-harm society welcomed me with open arms.

Just checking Baj's libel monitor....

My sentiments entirely.

I wont know what to believe until essru says he's booked a taxi to Heathrow.

Yes! REFFFF!!!!! Good clip, I'm quietly impressed with that bit of skill. Nice one.

......but will hopefully finish 17th. With luck.

My all-time favourite, Dr Strangelove.

The 25th anniversary memorial service for the Hillsborough disaster will take place at Anfield in April. As a mark of respect, fans are being encouraged to turn up late and pissed up. Tickets are optional.

....mmmmm....Amanda Knox......

17th?

I thought it was a pretty decent game myself, only saw the last 20 mins of the first half then the whole of the second.

ahem.

I think that scenario unlikely, having had cause to visit Esther Rantzen's place in the New Forest. The part of her house I was working in held all the childline files, and from the way her housekeeper and staff spoke I wouldn't believe there was anything remotely sinister about the organisation she set up.

Am I alone in chortling loudly at those horrible chancers gold and sullivan squirming? Now they've somehow managed to blag a massive stadium at public expense, I can't wait to see them try to fill it in the 2nd division. Maybe they could groundshare with pompey, they're about the same level of c*ntishness.

Are you itk, bear?

Really bad news, add my condolences to those above. My own dad passed away last week, I'm 52 and was still devastated, can't imagine how it must feel to lose your father at such a young age.

...and Targett

What do you think he means, it couldn't be clearer.

Russia has identified a terrorist plot targeting flights to the Winter Olympics with bombs made from toothpaste. The scandal has already been dubbed "Colgate".

I suppose so, but in truth it would just end up in recriminations against the vast bulk of the crowd who wouldn't have a clue what was being clapped/cheered, and the fans who did know affecting an insulted position. Remember the thread about Villa getting all narked about Stilyan Petrov's chant, then shouting "no respect" when nobody here knew what the hell they were on about?

I think it's more to do with the place and manner (or "manor" as the stokies put it ) of her death. My dad died last thursday and he was a Saints fan, but he died in bed, not knocked over at SMS.

..or, we have a sudden centre back crisis. Jonno is just the man for the job, according to turks.

A rainbow suddenly appearing just when something really bad has happened.

Personally can't see much point in it. That said, my mrs goes on there to converse with her nieces and nephews, who apparently are unable to communicate by any other method. I did consider joining twitter, which makes more sense to me. Then I discovered that stephen fry is its number one fan, so decided to pass after all.