scotty

Why were you looking at Anfield talk, were you feeling a bit too chipper and wanted depressing?

My thoughts exactly, Prof. If Benfica dont want him he must be shlte, lets get rid asap.

Many a true word is spoken in jest. Yep, now he's at the plastics he will be high on Woy's list.

Truer than you could know if you're too young to have seen him. As a nipper I used to stand behind the goal in the wilton end, on my wooden box so I could actually see the game, and Big Ron thundering yet another header from Paine or Sydenhams crosses was a sight to behold. RIP big fella.

Very good.

hmmm.....unspecified meat. At least it had probably been hung well.

When you say "read".......

You didn't actually have to. And, no. Anybody who signs off their pm's with "Play Up Saints" is probably a wrong'un.

....or as he calls it, "confident".

I tried to buy a mag off the top shelf yesterday, but couldn't quite reach it. Its the repetitive strain injury in my right elbow.

http://sickipedia.org/joke/view/1473537

I think you'll find Billy Sharp has a meeting with MP scheduled soon to discuss his future.

Why is he wearing his mate's jacket? Or, why is his mate wearing Sharpys trousers?

He'll be back tomorrow from his "Learn to photoshop in 24 hours" course.

Stop frightening him. I'm sure its just heart failure.

Nothing gets past Chalet.

Spudders in "making almost as big a tw*t of himself as Milts" shocker

Ribery made more of a **** of himself tonight, imho.

He didn't label him an idiot. He labelled him a f*cking idiot.

Its do-able.

That information is gold dust to the local burglars....

Perhaps he chooses to send them to a private school, in which case there wouldn't be any sort of problem. I have no idea where his kids go to school, but I would guess that he could comfortably afford private.

You don't need to meet him to work that out...

^^You cynical bastards. Milton already said he has photos, how stupid are you going to feel when he posts them up? As he's certain to??

:lol: Perhaps he has a double.