scotty

fair enough.

that sounds confident. itk?

I'll be gutted if thats true.

theyre a tough breed in stoke, I know from experience. Fair play to him.

why would he mention that in turkey, india or the USA?

tbf, I find it hard to disagree with any of those 4 points. And I am not what youd describe as a natural tory voter

thats a strange one, its not full moon is it?

...or possibly dead.

part of me agrees, but part of me thinks "let him have it Chris"

playoffs (only because nobody else has said it yet)

the northumberland police got a lot of stick for how they handled the moat case. I say credit where its due; hats off to the the police psychologist brought in to talk to moat when he was cornered. It might have taken an hour, but he finally persuaded the c*nt to shoot himself

its got a similar tonka-toy look that the smart four door has. That looks vile as well

ok, ive seen it now, that is truly awful. And I bet the frog croaked afterward. I wish I could track down the photo I saw ages ago of some moustachioed italian farm boy who got killed by a falling rock while he was, ermm, enjoying the company of a rather fetching chicken (which was still, er, attached to his smiling corpse. I guess the rigor mortis helped)

dont know how he lasted this long tbh, but RIP just the same. The stuff legends are made of, in his day he was possibly the only player that made the game interesting/exciting to watch, it was telling that he chose to play his few doubles matches partnering Jimmy White.

just out of interest, is my pc missing some kind of widget? I can see the page but the vid clip wont appear/play. and my life wont have been worth living if i go to my grave never having seen a frog sexually assaulted by a primate.

just got back from court, I drove into the car in front on a country road. The woman driving it got out of her car and said "fancy ramming me up the ar5e", and thats where the misunderstanding occurred, your honour

agreed. They were only too happy to leave Noraid to raise money in America that directly funded the bombing of the British mainland and the attempt to depose a democratically elected government, but like everything else that the americans get upset about it only counts when it happens to them. The river Niger gets oil spills every year amounting to whats shot into the gulf so far, but nobody in the states gives a f*ck about that. Likewise the vilification of BP and the political mudslinging in the US, I wonder how upset they got when Union Carbide killed 30,000 indians and injured half a million more, they wont even allow a few high-ups to be extradited to stand trial for it.

lofl!!

any blind paedo listens to my kids I swear I'll do time (copyright Private Eye)

+1. farage = legend.

why would you care either way?

Its perfectly safe. Also, the cheque is in the post, and of course I won't come in your mouth, love......

what does he do if a passenger has puked on the back seats/carpets? I can see this appealing to the taxi trade:)

How could you even think that? for Gods sake man, we're British!!