scotty

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I remember those as well, from when I was a young kid. Flash Harry, iirc. My favourite was the one with Joyce Grenfell and Terry-Thomas.

I'm glad at least one other poster has seen fit to mention that. If matty targett hadn't skipped upwards there he'd have been cut in half.

Take a look at mitrovices first touch of the ball on motd. I can only think the ref didn't send him straight off because it was his debut, or it was at home, or he'd only just come onto the pitch, or a combination of those factors. Awful challenge, and incidentally, where would that have left us if targett had been injured by it?

Really? Did you honestly think that we barely deserved a point?? Even with the new additions and forced changes, I thought we were by far the better side. If the toon hadn't got that deflection off mane, or mitrovic had been given the straight red his assault on targett so clearly deserved, that would have been a comfortable win.

...and as if on cue..... As for the comments about targett above, words fail me.

If you can't beat them........ Personally, I dislike the way players get tapped up by other players, but its understandable. Likewise with agents, they're c*nts but that's their job. What I can't stomach is tapping up by the national coach. Hodgsons comments before the big exodus were disgraceful, and as it turned out, somewhat misleading; anyone here think well see Lambert in an England shirt again now he's played for a "big" club?

Yep. Until there's some evidence we shouldn't be judging him. To be honest, he always struck me as one of those men who seemed more or less asexual, but who can tell?

This.

iirc, chalet locked it from the start.

Who are you, and what have you done with MLG?

Does he still live in Kimbridge? I did a job for him, years ago.

Self employed, working various hours between 7am and midnight, hence copious amounts of spare time between jobs.

If you drive past any prams in bournemouth, watch out for toys.

At least we'd save money on his shirt.

Turks has probably used up his three posts today. These northerners aren't made of money, I bet he's gone native.

You don't seem to understand. We want this player who most of us know next to nothing about,and we want him NOW. Not tomorrow, not this evening, but right now.

Found this little beauty on the iplayer. If you want to see your wife scream at the radio, stick this on.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0075nd0 For added effect, wait til about 10 minutes in and remark "Finally! A woman talking some sense." It's actually a genuinely interesting bit of radio. I can't imagine anybody putting forward those views today, but this was only recorded in 1991.

Euphemism of the day.

Don't worry about it. I forked out my fiver to steve grants curry and golf fund a week ago, and he still hasn't noticed. Edit.... apparently he has

"I'm worried about this new spaniel puppy," said my mate. "Do you think anything's wrong with him?" "Perhaps he's interbred," I suggested. "Maybe," he frowned. "I've only been feeding him meat."

Foxy always looked classier than he actually was. Really comfortable on the ball, good set pieces, but he was prone to drifting horribly out of position and playing suicidal hollywood passes. I still cringe at the Reading game, he played an utterly pointless sideways ball across the back line in front of the keeper, Reading striker nips in, nicks it and scored their opener against the run of play. Although Rickie equalised early in the 2nd, we were always on the back foot from then and lost 3-1, le fondre sticking his customary late winners in.

If we sign VVD, I hope he does the windmill celebration whenever he scores. (I'm not expecting anyone other than those other old farts whitey and chapel end charlie to get that, btw)

I often boast that mine is the only cock Linda Lovelace ever gagged on. It's not that big, I just never wash it.