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He also stated clearly when he entered for the leadership that he didn't wish to become leader, he just felt it was important that there be more choice. How true that was I have no idea.

He must have had his reasons for that, maybe there was some danger of long-term damage?

Wasn't he another Toby? Except nobody seemed to realise he was just on loan?

I was gutted when drew left. One of my favourite players.

Got a link? That is ludicrous, even by american standards.

It's actually quite interesting to look at the charge against her, "writing bad words on social media about a person". If they don't even know who that person is, how would the authorities even know that the person in question had been affected by a photo of their badly parked car? And if the authorities do know, how did they find out, if the licence plates were blanked out? The charge is clearly ridiculous by any civilised standards, but then it's the UAE we're talking about here and normal standards simply don't apply.

I'd snap your hand off for Luis.

Fixed.

He's got it! By George, he's got it!!

When does saddam hussein have his breakfast? When tariq aziz.

I trust you shot it.

Cheers for that. When a poster who's been on here for 9 years and only posted 700-odd posts, its worth listening to what they say. What is Van Dijks injury record like? Toby seemed a bit prone to hamstring problems.

How does his height compare to the average height of our current squad?

6th.

No they aren't. He'll do his hamstring within twenty minutes of game one.

That's pretty well how I see it.

Why? This is swf, you're supposed to be fuming.

Isn't there a recession every time they release a new album?? Can't even remember where I heard that.

Even better, if anyone over the age of 12 uses the word "totes", let's stab them in the eyeballs.

I'd like to think that as well, but as two successive managers have appeared not to rate him I think we can safely say that ship has sailed. Pity really, he showed flashes of real talent, maybe he just isn't cut out for the prem.

When you need a stat, MLG is your man.

How does anybody manage to read a twitter page without vomiting?

So what happened to jamie the short order submarine cook? I thought batman was he.

I remember him quoted as saying just that, quite recently. Why should jamie have to give a specific date and time?

Surely it's mainly used to convey a lack of seriousness in the post, and confirm that the comment is a joke?