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Threaten to bring back hooliganism unless ticket prices are lowered. That would hit them in the pocket, extra policing etc, far more than a few whinging fans could.

Oh christ, don't remind me. That wotsit chant at the away goalie was toe curlingly embarrassing, I actually did feel ashamed by our crowd.

Don't know if it's been mentioned, but the R4 sports round up this morning said the dippers are being linked with ancelotti. Also said it was significant that brenda didn't take the presser after the game.

I'd be disappointed if he even sees it.

....now, don't tell me...... let me guess.....

Never had a problem on android. It popped up once, clicked the x, haven't seen it since.

It's not actually compulsory to read any tweets. I lasted a solid three days on twitter and a bigger bunch of c*nts I've never seen.

Perhaps we could just set up a 100 metre sprint before the game, their pacey player against our pacey player? Winner gets three points, and we don't bother playing the match? Think of the benefits, no injuries, no red or yellow cards, I think we're on to something here

They might not have any answer to Manès pace.

Are you going to alicante itself, or nearby? I know torrevieja very well, and a bit about santa pola and a few other towns down that bit of coastline.

Erwin, as long as you keep snapping at that fly, he'll keep fishing.

I'll be pleasantly surprised if we nick a point, but I'm not holding my breath.

pass-cum-shot? Kinky.

That's terrible news for the lad, I hope he makes a full recovery.

This. You'd almost think the opposition sides weren't relevant. We have a manager that most clubs would take in a heartbeat.

Ed Miliband was unelectable as well, but labour still elected him leader. They might as well try an unknown quantity, Corbyn couldn't do any worse. Even if it doesn't gain them anything electorally, at least there will be some sort of broadening of political debate. Blair and co just out-toried the tories, we haven't seen a left-wing alternative in decades.

I've just ordered Google Glasses for my dachshund. They're a bit pricey, but think of the upskirts.

Remember the Stoke fans? He kept them up there, but by the time he left loads of them hated him for the pulisball (as they termed it.)

Good f*cking riddance. Blairite new labour is now officially dead, it's time we actually had a choice come the election.

....and now that crabber has so spectacularly shot himself in the foot, I'm slipping across the diagonal to Tottenham Court Road.

You can't use Goodge Street. Canada Water was played earlier, so Finklesteins revision has been invoked. Play by the rules pal, let's keep it fair.

I'd certainly want an adjudication on that. No Picadilly diagonals, remember?

It wasn't so much that, but Lighthouse said at the start we can't have any diagonals. Then zamboni stuck a spanner in the works with Canada Water, and I realised I couldn't use Goodge Street. It's not so much the rules as the spirit of the game.

Goodge Street. ...aaah, scrap that, just seen zambonis Canada Water so it doesn't work. Elephant and Castle.

Someone remind me, do the Tudor Court rules allow for huffing? If so, the obvious move would be Morden.