Here you go then, the only one I've ever written....
"Oh, go on love," I pleaded. "Just the once, and it's my birthday tomorrow..."
She thought for a moment, then said smoothly, "Ok, as it's your ultimate fantasy, I'll put on a lesbian show with Debbie for you."
I gulped.
"...BUT," she continued with a victorious smile, "only on one condition; that you do the same thing for me with your best mate."
I scrambled for the phone. "Hi Dave," I gasped, "Listen, do you mind if Lisa watches us next time?"