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Will you be using the warehouse/hall to train your students for good or evil? If it's for good, I'd go with a hall. But a warehouse would definitely be more suitable as a compound for evil, plus there will probably be more room for henchmen. Just my opinion, for what it's worth.

It was bloody difficult getting it in the needle though.

Giving up drink is pretty tough, but you just have to find something that you do as an alternative. When I gave up the old heroin after 6 years on it, I just had a strawberry Pop Tart whenever I felt the need for a hit. It was easy, really.

Gingeletiss is just bitter because he couldn't get a penis enlargement on the NHS.

We are clearly better than Barcelona. The real question is: Is Bart better than Gordon Banks?

Spastic. And don't give me any of that PC crap. To my eyes, that is the writing of a spastic. Deal with it.

I agree that it is aspiration. But we have only just got ourselves out of League 1.

That can't be true because sarcasm isn't allowed on the main board. If Turkish was joking, Boj would have infracted him and locked the thread.

I think we should hide this thread before next season, just so we don't have any extra fuel to our fire of perceived arrogance. Imagine reading this thread on QPR's board? I'd laugh my t*ts off.

And can someone else be Deppo on this thread and reply "I thought he was one of Barcelona's best players tonight" please? You'll get 2 Deppo Points for the trouble.* *Each point is worth a finger, which will be inserted into your bottom if I ever meet you.

Can de lach, mi him en tow!

This Barca team were nearly as good as my Barca team from Champ Manager 03/04 when I averaged 5+ goals a game. Messi wouldn't have got a look in in that team, tbf.

A thread to accompany the tea and coffee ones. You can dip this thread into those other two threads. I never understood why people despise Rich Tea so much? Why is that? They seem harmless enough.

Agreed. Although the first couple of albums are worth listening to.

Cheeky Spanish f*ckers are stealing the nets.

At least Ryan Giggs has finally mastered anonymity, after months of trying.

Freeze dried first, but yes. And kept in a jar.

If you've been told it a few times it must be true then. Can't see why it can't be, given that sort of evidence.

I've usually w*nked myself dry by the time I get to work at 9am, so anything thereafter produces no mess.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Drink some bleach and then p*ss it off.

Barcelona just park the bus and hoof it long.

2 balls. Or 4. Or 1. I haven't thought that bit through.

I think that they should do away with the semi-finals and have all 4 teams competing in a Royal Rumble style game. The game will be played on a square pitch with a goal on each side of the square. Each goal is assigned to one of the 4 teams. Each team have to defend their goal and score goals in each of the other 3 goals. The first team to score in all 3 goals without conceding is the winner. If they concede, then they are reset and then have to score in all 3 goals again. It would mean that teams would then go and defend another team's goal if a team looks like winning. There would be all sorts of interesting tactics. The game could last 5 minutes or it could last 5 days.