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Meh. You make it sound like that's difficult.

I'm just composing the nomination to the Darwin Award's committee.

1937 Bernd Rosemeyer 171.78mph http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/forum/topic.php?id=1259

Pompey & Panto go hand in hand.

Au contraire Rodney

I have no idea how many of these are regular starters, but being top of the chart of losers has got to hurt. Players missing by club: 6: Portsmouth (Kevin-Prince Boateng, Nadir Belhadj, Hassan Yebda, John Utaka, N****wo Kanu, Aruna Dindane)

WEP and WPA are two security standards used on wireless networks and both come in a number variations. The iPod Touch is renowned for not working very well with the older WEP security. I don't know anything about the Orange Livebox, but see if you can change the wireless security on that to the more modern and secure WPA. You'll also need to change the wireless settings on any other computers to WPA, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Yesterday's match is now 11th on their all-time list, but I can't be bothered to work out which matches are league and which are cup. I have yogurts to check.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/3703591.stm

For the quality of the football on display, the 3-3 against Newcastle. All I remember is coming away from the ground thinking, "That's what football is all about!" I can't remember a much of the game itself, other than two attacking teams battering the hell out of each other and possibly Leandre Griffit scored. So many disappointments to pick. 2-3 Villa (H) from 2-0 up, 1-4 Skates (A), Man U relegation, 3-4 Leeds....

Do you want to give a few more details of your requirements? In other words, what's wrong with the one you've already linked to?

One shops at Waitrose in order to avoid all the common people. If you're lucky, you get to see some fit student skirt too.

How do you mean? Something like a coffee table book with his own photos? I've had a couple from Photobox and the quality was mediocre, looking more like the output from a colour laser printer than an actually prints, but they were only about £20 each with a hardback cover. Cewe, Blurb, Bob Books and Apple are at the same end of the market, although I've not had anything from them. If you want to go upmarket, consider, Loxley Colour or Graphistudio. I have a sample album from Graphistudio and it's top notch, but it's the sort of thing that wedding photographers use so expect the cost to run in the hundreds. To give you an idea of the quality, it comes in it's own briefcase.

My boss must be the only Italian on the planet who doesn't give a **** about football. I also work with two armchair Leeds fans and an occasional Manc.

Perhaps women should take action to protect themselves against this sort of attack? Having a face like Baroness Stern is a good first step.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7KCR9Dbu1k&feature=player_embedded

That sounds a bit racist. If I was Chinese, I could take offence to that.

Rayleigh scattering. Seriously people, the sooner you all stop getting so philosophical and accept that science has already the answered 99.9% of the questions posed since the beginning of time you'll be able to get on with your lives.

To be fair, they were still some queuing outside when I took this. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=9903519&l=c5328af782&id=763015017

Similarly, the figures only tell half the story. Go to the official site for the match report and there's one very significant figure. Tranmere Shots on Target - 1 It's a similar story for the previous matches; Walsall - 3 Wycombe - 3 Northampton - 4 Now compare that to what KD faced in his last full games immediately prior to injury; Norwich - 7 Brighton - 7 Charlton - 5 Bristol Rovers - 5 I accept that even this doesn't tell the full story as they're not broken down into "impossible to reach", "required World class save", "gentle header aimed straight at the keeper" etc. but is it really any surprise that KD conceded more goals?

This is complete and utter bs. The Echo knew full well that Lowe would have been more than happy to ban them from the Dell and SMS, so the reporters kept their noses very clean because if they were banned, they were as good as out of their job. Once the new administration came in, the Echo saw them as a soft touch. They're playing a game of brinkmanship seeing just how far they can push their luck. It happens in football all the time. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/broadcasting/news/a187050/sir-alex-ferguson-forced-to-end-bbc-ban.html

I think you have a point. It looked like HH lost his footing and the replays I saw didn't continue for particularly long afterwards but it didn't look like he made any sort of appeal. MOTD doesn't appear to be available on the iPlayer.

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This is such promising news! I honestly thought the next news we'd hear of the story was an obituary. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8394822.stm

I'm with Verbal on this one. The reason why we got relegated was we didn't win enough games last season.