Lets B Avenue

Can I interest you in some double glazing?

Choking on a bone, I hope.

He's obviously not worried about bad weather.

Leicester, I think. Certain that Serge is a Foxes fan.

What sort of sicko was throwing pins around?

I've just driven past a field, where I saw a scarecrow trying to have a w4nk. I think he's clutching at straws.

One of Mark Duggan's relatives was struck by an unseen assailant at the vigil on Saturday. Police are waiting to interview Jason Puncheon.

Alan Little??

Wrong again I'm afraid. Winson Green, Birmingham.

Only when we play Burnley, I guess.

I'll guess at Eusebio.

Have a 10p on me you boring g it.

"I've got so much time on my hands that I go on a Saints related website, pretending to support them from Scotland and post unremitting sh ite every day and all day. They better sell me soon. " I think this is what he said.

He reffed the Fulham v West Ham game on Sunday and there were several corners where they were virtually wrestling each other. Motty even commented about it on MOTD. Strangely Mr Clattenberg gave no penalties.

Apart from Holt running away from goal and throwing himself to the ground in front of Shaw? Nothing I suppose.

Norwich away. Last minute penalty, saved by Boruc.

Say it aint so, Joe? :lol::lol::lol:

Can anyone actually make out what he is saying?

Why? Is the England Squad going to be selected by some sort of "Celebrity Get my come out of here" vote?

No. Mr Diamond has a job.

The 5 minute suggestion has its merit, but surely except when the injury is caused by an opposition foul.

Not from the picture, but from the clue. Limerick Utd? If I'm right do the next one, Griffo.

What he said.

Why is this in The Saints page. Surely lounge fodder. HNY everyone except the "Town Liar",

Colchester. We lost 2-1.