Lets B Avenue

Well that's that then.

Or just being a boring tw at.

Prove it, you lying ar se.

Its more likely that they had spent their overtime budget for October and so by putting us back a week, they can get into November's.

Without it we did. Lallana took the corner at Liverpool. JWP came on for him for the last 15 mins.

Forbes Phillipson-Masters.

http://www.hagiologists.com/cp.htm Not autobiographical but needs a plug.

http://www.stokecityfc.com/tickets/matchdayprices/

You said no such thing you bullsh itting *****. Why do you bother?

I'm with you, Mr Bletch. Burn the infidel!

Quite right. Don't let these miserable bar-stewards put you off wearing your wigs and giant foam hands to the game.

One turns out for West Ham. Strolls about trying to ref the game and doing the very occasional stupid chicken dance. Another directed a Batman movie.

As one who has been to all of them, that's one I'm prepared to miss.

Bu gger! Just been listening to their new album and thought it was their best for 10 years, since Ether Song.

1989 if memory serves. My favourite as well.

Apart from on Saturday when they were out-jumped by those 2 beanpoles, Rooney and Hernandez. P.S. (Assumes Roger-style persona) Are you for real? Rickie scored in both games against Stoke last season. You idiot! (Ends Roger-style persona) sorry.

I had a cat called "Barney" but this was 40 years before Mr Barnard signed for us. And the cat was harder.

Make it so.

Inner Avenue closed, coming out of town, between Archers Rd and Stag Gates. Fallen tree reminiscent of 87. Padwell Rd and Oxford Rd now looking like the M25. Stationary.

Can you get some more Davis' into the squad, please?

Should "Monkey World" be made to apologise as well?

No I'm not. I can see that from my seat in the Eastern stand.

That would be the one between the Western and the Eastern stands. Obviously.

I'm sorry, but I am deeply offended by that comment and insist that the Mods hold a full inquiry as to why I'm offended (as it has nothing to do with me).