Wiltshire Saint

Blakroc - Blakroc Not sure about this. I love the Black Keys and this collaboration with some rap people is good in places but doesn't work in other places. For me, the rap overtakes the rocky blues, and I like the rocky blues. Fyfe Dangerfield - Fly Yellow Moon A couple of songs that are below average but some brilliant and beautiful songs. Slow ballards, some sounding like the Guillemots.

+1. F*ck off, you nazi c*nt. You are a despicable little man. A turd of the highest order. A w*nker, a complete goon. You are a nasty racist, facist sh*t-for-brains tw*t. Infract that!

I would like to see a sign that says "Deodorant used in this taxi". That would be far more useful for me so I can decide if I want to have a pleasant journey or one where I have to put up with some stinking, dirty, scummy cabbie.

SWF heads down that very familiar path, once again. How f*cking tedious.

I'll give you £10 for it. Final offer.

Can't you focus on those posters who are positive? Why do you have to be so negative? Yes, we have some negative posters, but we also have lots of positive ones. When was the last time you started a thread saying "Well done all the positive posters!"? I don't recall seeing one. I would suggest that it is easy to start a negative thread.....as you have proved. You are just as negative as the other negative posters, probably more negative.

This is outrageous. I cannot believe that the mods have allowed this to go unpunished. Ash has just called someone a ****. Can we have some kind of order here at SWF? Surely Ash should be banned? Or least infracted severely? I mean, all dickyhale has done has started a thread about a facebook group he just so happened to stumble across (which, by sheer coincidence was set up by someone with a similar name). The fact that there is, within the link provided "blatent (sic), implied or suggested racism" is neither here nor there. ASH OUT! blatant, implied or suggested racism IN!

I don't think you championing his cause will actually make things better, to be honest. It should be someone who is well respected by the majority of the members and admin. Someone like StuSpadefaceSaint/St Will or maybe someone with a track record of helping the disadvantaged - either Bridge Too Far or Tijuana Tim.

133 views on SWF......4 replies (2 of them you and one of them the OP)....seems no one is particuarly impressed.

I was looking on facebook then I saw your profile picture and I thought it was a bad idea imo.

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Apparently the Echo have a story on their website saying that Nicola Cortese has a girls name and a vagina. I am willing to believe the first bit, I have even met women called Nicola, but I cannot believe he has a vagina.

I know these two. The boy delivers papers to my Dad and Hayden is the chap who gives John the papers to deliver! I think I know where you live. My Dad has been going into haydens shop for years and knows him quite well. I used spend a lot of time in there when I was little. Apparently, and this may change your position on the matter, paperboy John does not use the money for lunch, he buys drugs with it. Hayden told my dad that he knows that is what John is using the money for, but he delivers the papers well and would struggle to find a replacement. So, by supporting the echo people are actually supporting drug use. I for one don't want to be part of that, so I will be boycotting the paper.

Please, if you have nothing sensible to add then leave the thread alone. I have often wondered about this phenomena, especially after our American based Saints fan, Tijuana Tim, brought it up so many times. I wish I knew why we conceded so many goals at the late stage of the game. Maybe we don't concentrate properly? I think AP should use some of MLs money to go and buy some players that can concentrate. They don't need to be really good players because AP should just bring them on for the last 15 minutes where they would concentrate hard and stop the goals. They could be big lumps of players, designed to concetrate and get in the way of shots and whatnot. Come AP, sort it out! COYR!!

Has anyone mentioned Mork & Mindy yet? Nanu-Nanu! Quality TV from the yanks, yet again. I'm not sure the Brits have ever had a comedy to compare with it. Not even Two Packets of lager or Men behaving badly.

Soccermom, I'm sorry. I was high on drugs when I wrote the silly stuff I wrote. I didn't know what I was saying. I was only messing about. Hope you forgive me. xxx

Don't be so ignorant Ponty. If you bought a piece of Banksy art from a village shop then I could see your point, but if you buy it in a town or city then that's fine.

How many peeps messaged you? Can we see some evidence of this messaging? Quite frankly, what I'm saying is that I don't believe anyone messaged you. I think you're making it all up. And who says "who dat"? Knobheads, that's who.

Blimey. I thought you'd done a runner. Welcome back, hope you are well. I also had a beard for about 5 years. I shaved it off as I wanted a change and people said I looked better and younger. I knew I looked better and younger as I saw myself in the mirror. It made me question why I had the beard in the first place. A beard is a thing that only a few people can pull off properly. This man's beard looks stupid. I think it is because the hair and beard are different colours. George Clooney has a greying beard, but his hair is also greying and he looks ok Grizzly Adams had a cool beard.

Superb humour!

Superb humour!

Superb humour!

Does Stu's lack of interest in education and learning explain why he is going out with some young slapper who is on pub watch? Does it explain why his life seems to be every episode of the Jeremey Kyle show rolled into one? Yes is the answer. Thick, fat, spade faced loser destined to remain as part of the underclass for the rest of his sorry life.

I have a matchday routine which I follow religiously: Get up Shower Dress Breakfaat (usually cereal, sometimes toast) Cup of tea, milk no sugar (occasionally coffee with one sugar) Watch the telly and check SWF Sell some things on ebay Clean the house Lunch - normally a cheese, tomato and cucumber sandwich Maybe a packet of crisps (ready salted, but if there aren't any then anything other than cheese and onion or Beef will do) Read the build up thread on SWF, usually really excited about the game. Cup of tea. Read the match thread so I can keep up with the score and formulate opinions on the game (I find these threads so much more useful than the bad old days when I had to watch ceefax). Post some comments about who has done well, by the sound of it. Criticise some players because it sounded like they had a bad game. Wait for people to get back from the game, probably have a bit of cake. Argue with people who went to the game about what they saw. Then, if we won, I'll make very negative comments about the team and look for weak points BUT if we lost I would post very positive comments and tell people not to be so negative.

I know a girl called Simone Jackson, but she hasn't mentioned anything about moving to Southampton. I'll text her later.