Wiltshire Saint

There is a big group of 3 of us driving from all the way down from Wiltshire. It'll be my first ever trip to see Southampton play (first ever time out of Wiltshire in all my 53 years!) It'll be my first Saints game so I'm really looking forward to it. If we lose, I probably won't go again. If we win, I might visit Southampton for a game. COYR!

I hope they get life. It's not a waste of my taxes.

Foreign muck

That was me. I just thought it was the right thing to do. The ticket office asked me to send them back, recorded delivery and I say "F*ck that! I shall have a courier come and drop them off at the stadium". I paid for it as well. That's just how I am, I don't expect any thanks for it, after all, we're all Saints fans.

What trophies have you got? Fattest Ginger Kid 1984 through to 1990?

Bloody hell. Are you the new Jill? You have sent money to a man who is in prison for attacking someone with a knife in order to get cash for drugs? He sounds very deserving. What a stupid thing to do - you could have given that money to a charity or to someone who is not a complete mental tw*t. This man slashed Huntleys throat and shouted "I want to be known as the man who killed Ian Huntley". So basically, this pathetic idiot attacked him because he wanted the fame - the only thing he could ever possibly be known for - and you wish to reward him. His family claim he did it for the girls who died, and that makes them just as nasty as Fowkes as they use the girls as an excuse for this thugs actions. And you have supported him - which means you're as bad a Fowkes and Huntley.

My God, what an idiot. What's with this country is not the benefit system, but people like you. Bigoted tw*ts basically. You have a chip on your shoulder that you should sort out.

I got 33 which I am pleased with as I am 54.

And then St Landrew

I'd **** your dad and then your mum and then you.

I have 10 Wyandotte chickens that I am done with. You can have the lot for £300 though some are now too traumatised to lay eggs. Also there is no paperwork, hence the cheap price. I kept them in a big box and they are used to that and seem to like it, so this will save you money on a coop. PM me for me deatils.

Stop wasting your money. All you have to do is eat sensibly and take regular exercise.

I am drunk! Look at myt typoingh!!1

+1 The commentators should only say positive things about Southampton. If the opposition are playing well then it is better if they just ignore that and say nothing. DM was going out of his way to say they were playing well when he could have just left dead air time and not made any comment at all. I would rather have that than listen to how well the opposition are doing.

Good news for the paedo's

Ignoring the opening of your sentence, as it makes no sense at all (not much of a surprise), I would suggest the reason the woman and children with you were not fearful or bothered by the trouble is probably because they are used to a life of domestic violence on a day to day basis. Bascially, you come across as real scum, the sort of person who should just be put straight in the nick, regardless of evidence and your children (or whose ever children they were) taken into care where they can be brought up to know right from wrong.

+1 I'm sick of this sort of carry on. It's why this country is the sh*thole it is.....far too many people ready to make excuses for others. These people did wrong. They stole from others and should be punished. If it were left to people like SRS then we would be over-run by squaddies, picking off their victims, safe in the knowledge that because they signed up to kill foreign people, they can also abuse British folk. Well, they can't. I'm sick of this sort of crap, criminals are criminals. This site seems to excuse (and indeed glorify) football violence and there are plenty of 30/40 yr olds who post on here who carry on like they're 18 and there is also an element who have misguided principles when to it comes to law and order in this country, as SRS demonstrates. Shove in jail, let the f*ckers rot and let us law abiding citizens go about our daily business without fear.

Yes, he will save the money an electrcian will charge and then he will use it to go and see his wife and child. He'll buy some flowers for the wife, maybe some chocolates. He'll take a little toy for the child. He may even get a bottle of champagne on the way home, ready for the happy return of his family. His wife will walk into the house, new born in arms and Pancok will pop open the bottle of champers. "I'd rather just have a up of tea sweetheart" she'll say. So off he goes to put the kettle on the hob. He switches it on. POWZER The sound of someone being electrocuted. A family torn apart. Is that what you want Stevo? I don't think people can be too safe when it comes to electrcity. I have a friend whose wife thought she could rewire a light fitting. He is a widower now. Do the right thing Panock. Get a professional in. In fact, I'll do it for £70 (I am fully qualfied and it is my day job). PM me.

Hmmmm. WC, after our disagreement yesterday, the one that I apologised about, I was a little troubled when reading your above post. I have always been under the impression that Deanovski is a foreign poster. English is his second language and you have criticised him for not writing it as well as you do. I'm sure this is just another misunderstanding rather than any real intended racism or bigoted behaviour on your part, but it might be best to apologise to him as you don't know how far he might take his complaint (inciting racial hatred is a criminal act).

Dear Window Cleaner I have re-read my post from yesterday and realise that it has caused you great offence. I now know that when you said the word "slave" you were not being racist. I should have thought about what I posted a bit more. I got a little bit over excited and was just showing off. I truly hope that my comment has not damaged your reputation on the board and would plead with other SWF members to diregard my accusation of racism. Window Cleaner, on this occasion, was NOT being racist. As a token of friendship I will forget about the poor language you used towards me and I would like it known that I have sent you a friendship request. It is a gesture, an olive branch. I hope you can accept this request WC, but will understand if you wish to ignore it. Once again, I am really, really, really, really sorry for all the harm I have done. Kind regards, Wiltshire Saint.

Apology accepted, but just think a bit more when you post stuff - consider if it could be racist or not. On a separate note I think you should make an effort to control your language (another punishable offence).

Racist comments will not be accepted on SWF. Read the rules buddy. So not only do we have racism on this thread we also have a comment disparaging the disabled. Well done. There are a few issues here: 1. What is the blind person only lost their sight as an adult - they would remember colours and therefore your "point" is flawed. 2. My Dad is blind (from birth) and he understands colours because he has had them described to him. Maybe with a bit of thought and understanding you could get how this is done, rather than just dismissing the blind as people who are too much bother. In my Dads case he relates colour to temperatures. Itell him that red is warm and that blue is cold etc. Others describe colour through other feelings - so just have a think about what you post before you offend anyone else.

Superb humour!

Really? If this is true and AP is doing cookery shows or something (I assume it won't be part of a Saints Player interview) whilst we throw away any chance of getting promoted then that is a disgrace. Maybe AP should spend a bit more time on the training ground making sure we don't concede any later goals.

Ask him if he thinks Dune is a c*nt