Wiltshire Saint

Boj and stevegrant are in bed with Dan Kerins and crew so don't expect any impartiality from this site.

OMG!! I spat my coffee all over my monitor and keyboard!! LOL!! That is brilliant!! You're so funny!! LOL!! I'm still spitting coffee everywhere! OMG!

Was Skacel playing! LOL!!! Have we signed him yet!!

Point proven.

Indeed. I welled up when I saw his spastic boy paraded in front of the cameras. That's what politics is all about isn't it? If only there was a Lab-Spas coalition.

Typical of the f*cking c*nts on this board to listen to jeremey Clarkson and take political advice from him. What a bunch of c*nts.

I must say that I agree whole heartedly with this. Mark Hughes is really not the sort of manager we want at saints. He hardly has a glittering track record. However, Steve Mclaren will do for me. He's just won a trophy with a small team, so he would probably get us promoted and retaining the JTP cup. I would also be happy with martin Jol, but would prefer Scholari (who is just at some sh*t club at the moment and with our money we could buy out his contract). I wouldn't mind a Sol Campbell/Sven Goran eriksson management team or maybe Dean windass. However, my number one choice will always be Tommy widdrington. Wiltshire saint managerial choices: Alan Pardew Tommy widdrington Martin Jol scholari Steve McLaren Sol Campbell/Sven Goran eriksson Dean windass

A couple of years back there were some really strong rumours of former player, Tommy Widdrigton, getting the vacant Saints managers job. I can't remember where these came from, but obviously he never got the job. I was relly for the move and still think had we appointed him we would still be in the CCC. If AP is going to get the sack then I think this might be the time for Tommy to make his homecoming. Failing that I would have another former player, Paul Tisdale. He has a great record with Team Bath and has kept Exeter L1 by beating Huddersfield. Admitedly, he would be a poor second to Tommy, who really is a legend - Saints through and through, heart, passion and the desire to succeed.

You are the most heartless person in the world for thinking that this video is not one of the saddest videos you will ever see. Or maybe you watch loads of unpleasant video? Maybe you sit at home watching beheadings and torture? Is that what you do? Is it? You're a sicko mate, a real sicko. This video is not ONE of the saddest videos ever made, it is THE saddest video ever made. Plus one Boggy. I wept uncontrollably when I saw it. I really let all the tears and sadness out. There was one point when I thought i was going to have to cut myself a little to let out more emotion than mere tears and wails would allow. I cried so much that I actually went temporarily blind.

Can we have a player od the season for each position, like we did with the all time great Saints XI? Goalkeeper of the year: Kelvin or Bart? Right back of the year: Lloyd, Murty, Otsemibor, Thomas, Harding (anyone else played RB?) LB of the year: Harding, Mills CB of the year: Perry, Thomas, Jaidi, Seabourne, Fonte LM: Puncheon, Lallana RM: Waigo, Antonio, Puncheon CM: Morgan, Hammond, ST: Waigo, Antonio, Lambert, Bernard, Connoly If I have missed people out then someone can add them here (nominations thread) and then maybe St Landrew could use his experience from last time to work out this seasons best XI after a series of votes have taken place? Just to remind people of how well this worked: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=14

What do you know about it? You don't even live in England.

It started badly as we had points deducted. Then we didn't win for ages and it was bad. Then we won some games and thngs were better. We climbed out of the relegation zone and that was good. Then we climbed the table a bit more and that was also good. We made some signings and spent some money, which was nice and really helped us. We went on a run. We did well in the cups, but lost to Portsmouth in the FA cup and Birmingham in the JPT. We won the Littlewoods cup by beating Carlisle and that was a great day out for the fans. Some people said that they only went to games to get drunk and dress in football fashion. Some fans thought that winning the LC meant that we lost out on the play offs. They said that we should have focussed on winning the league games instead of not trying in them. We missed out on the play off and that upset people, but many people were ok with it. Some people wrote a letter to Nicola Cortese saying that we shouldn't sack Pardew. Other people said they didn't mind if Pardew got sacked and that he was only doing an average job. Overall: Excellent in places and really bad in other places, but when it was really bad there were reasons. B

If only he'd looked at that decent away ground site, he wouldn't have got lost.

Are you Thedelldays in disguise?

I thought you meant that you were going to be appearing.

Is it full HD/1080p? What is the contrast ratio? If it's full HD then I might be interested, but you'll need to come down in price a little.

I don't see why some people are so anti Hughes, but are happy to support other criminal types in football. For example, there was a thread on this board the other day about some Saints "fans" who were in trouble with the police for their hooligan ways. People were defending them, some even going as far as to suggest they had been set up! I would liken their behaviour with Lee Hughes behaviour. They are the same.....so why is one vilified whilst the others are adorned and glorified. Criminals are criminals.

This is outrageous and exactly why I won't be voting Tory. Who the hell do these people think they are? Our amred forces and navy do a difficult job, giving their all for the safety of people in this country, and all this tory tw*t can do is have a pop at them. I'd like to see him repeat those comments at that rugby match between the Army and the Navy. Get your bigoted face between the thighs of those strapping men as they huddle in the scrum.

I have had similar problems in the past and solved it by using "Punji traps". This involves sharp spikes hidden in pits which can easily disable deer. Often I deliberately contaminated the traps to increase the risk of infection, just in case the deer escaped. I also got my family involved in helping defeat the deer. Each day, each member of the family had to dig 3 feet of tunnel a day. We then used the tunnels to jump out on the deer and scare them away. I once jumped out on a pair of deers and they were so surprised that they just froze with fear, giving me enough time to strangle them with some wire. I put my eldest boy in charge of deepening some of the tunnels and we used these as stores for supplies as we didn't know how long the battle with the deers was going to last. I remember one time my youngest daughter got very scared and was crying after hearing the sound of deer hooves above the tunnel she was in. She was reprimanded severely and sent out, armed only with a small knife, to confront her fears. She came back shaken, but with a slice of deer ear in her little hand. I know what you're going through and wish you luck.

Robsk has really got you wound up, hasn't he Stuey?

Brown's week gets worse as he is unfortunate enough to hear the latest Sensus recording

A little bit out of order Robsk. Stu is using his entrepreneurial skills and has come up with a great idea and you've just been rude. It won't be badly written as I will be writing quite a few of the pages as me and Stu have decided to work together on this project. Maybe you should think about what you're doing to help away fans have a proper lads weekend away, rather than just belittling other peoples efforts.

And all this from the safety of your keyboard, what a "man" you are! If you want to find out what there is left to debate then I shall be in the Plume at 1.35pm on Saturday.

I take no pleasure from scaring grown men Deano6. I just thought this place had some honourable types on it and that we could meet and discuss things face to face. Seems that some people don't like discussion. Sorry, do you want me to go round to all SWF members houses and verbally repeat what I said? How else am I meant to communicated my feelings? Give me your address and I'll make sure you hear my point of view in other forms rather than the internet. Besides which, I did turn up at the Plume to talk to Wagonwheel but he wasn't there. I have admitted that I was late because of some jobs I had to do but this wagonwheel person has admitted they bottled it and didn't show up. As Norwaysaint points out, arranging for a chat when under the protection of the police is a little lame. Anyway, I go to the football to watch the game, not to look at meatheads like you. I shall be in the Plume before the game. Exactly The man is a goon and desrves to be locked up like the scum who this thread was originally about. I'm not spoiling for a fight norwaysaint. I agreed to meet wagonwheel because he said he wanted a chat. I even asked him to buy me a drink. I am not a violent man and have never arranged violence, but if someone threatens my family, then thats it. I hope the police get him. He's clearly an uneducated thug and the country would be a better place with him off the streets. Were you trying to hide behind the fruit machine? I think you need something bigger to hide behind fatman. I think you can be added to the list of people running scared......\wagonwheel, redandwhite91 and Fatso Stu

Exactly, there's a lot of people on here who like to talk a good game, but back it up with nothing. I was in the Plume, waiting for billy big b*llocks, but he wasn't there. The "man" is a poofter. I am on here 27/7, every year, it's like a ritual. Of course he bottled it. He's a baby. Hi saint francis....I certainly did give the bloke down the tip a thing or two to think about. I don't think people should be allowed to get away with liberties. That's one of the problems with this country......too many loud mouths ready to spout off but never back up their thoughts. This wagonwheel chap is a good example of that. Put up or shut up is what I say. You and just as bad as that idiot, foul mouthed brother of yours. When you described his behaviour on this board the first time, I thought "maybe he's young, maybe he will learn". But having seen your responses, I can see that his behaviour is simply learnt....an expression of of poor parenting. Your parents should be ashamed of themselves. I am happy to meet you, but I would never duff you up, rather offer you some basic education, which you and your brother clearly need. Of course he doesn't mean it Deano....he, like his brother, is all talk and no trousers.