Wiltshire Saint

I don't think we should be condoning the use of racist language on here.

Is it that old sh*tty blue sofa? Just get rid of it and buy a new one. Alternatively, try washing it.

There should be a rule that links the numbers of posts a member can make with how many games they have seen and the distance they have travelled for the game. That way only real fans post on here and all the rest of the plastics can f*ck off. Maybe the total amount spent in the actual club shop (as opposed to buying saints stuff off the internet) should be taken into account as well? For those that attend games there should be another distanction, with those that sing and chant having more posts that those that don't. This may be difficult to prove though, so members may need to record themselves at games to prove they have been singing.

Ahfankoo.

Heard someone outside at Wembley singing this to the tune of Lady Gaga's Paparazzi: I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me, Papa - Papa Waigo. Thought it was excellent. Has it taken off yet?

The Wembley pitch was sh*t yesterday. It'll be like Fratton Park today and completely undo Spurs. Get your money on Pompey.

It's because he uses big words you don't understand, you fatty spade face. Anyway, I agree that Tony Blair and Gordon Brown should both be held equally responsible for the scenes in the clip.

What an awfully punctuated sentence. No, you are not permitted. Not until you get your own house in order.

There was an advert for a hand painted commemorative bone china and gold leaf plate collection of each of the players (14 to collect) in the Mail on Sunday magazine at the weekend.

I also couldn't make the JPT final, so if you could send that DVD to me also, that would be great thanks Tim. You are a true Saint. I'll PM you my postal address, thanks again!

Please don't be antisemetic.

I am a season ticket holder, but I have missed about 7-8 games this season because I had something better to do. On these occasions, I gave my season ticket away.

Indeed, you don't meet many Harry Hill fans, what with the obscure scheduling of his programmes.

Didn't Lambert score? What is wrong with that? Surely you taking iPhone videos was a similar sign of confidence? Or did you want to record him missing a penalty? And did you need to qualify the statement about the videos you took with "on my iPhone"?

I shall be going for a walk in the forest where I will meet up with StuRomseySaint and various other of the forum lads for a spot of cottaging, as surreptitiously arranged by this coded thread.

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You think those people will continue to work for little money in the future? Britain once used children and cheap labour, working in poor conditions with few rights.....but we developed as a country and so the next place in the world where people can be exploited is looked for.....and as they develop as a nation, their rights develop.....and so the next place for exploitation is looked for. What do you want? A country where we have made no progress since the times children were shoved up chimneys? Without wishing to appear to rude or anything, but all those opposing unions are selfish people who only see life in terms of "what's in it for me". I hope you all get sacked and have no means of complaining.

I saw Sir Clive Sinclair there. Said hello and shook his hand. Was very friendly and even signed my scarf!

Did anyone notice that Cortese was booed during the game? Does anyone know why? His face appeared on the big screen and the crowd started booing. Before NC, Markus was on the screen and people were cheering. Anyone know what happened? Had this been pre-arranged?

I got confused and booed Markus, cheered Cortese and kissed Mawhinney

But when we go back to post 1: Something is not quite right. TDD is up to no good again. He's been booing and a-carrying on. He's been stirring up trouble between NC and AP. TDD out!

Is this a joke? It's hard to tell with you.

It was good when she came back to bed and saw to my morning glory. I'm not going to the game because I'd rather spend the money on Stevo's mum and have some change left over for a nice coffee and subway to regain some energy. I slept like a baby after spunking everywhere.

So your "going out of the pop" with Jamie Theakston basically means he went to the pub with the crew and you were in the same pub. Then you folllowed them around Camden for a bit.

Catch a cat as it is sh*tting in your garden and then make an example of it. Tie it to some kind of frame and leave it out for other cats to see. They won't even dare coming into your garden again. Let the cat die, slowly, out in the garden. Maybe go out there and make a point of slashing it up a bit or ripping out it's claws in front of other cats. Then, when it dies, cut its head off, stick it on a pole and wait for the next one to come along. Then do the same thing. I have only had to do this once, because after the neighbourhood cats had seen what happened to the one I caught, they never bothered me again - just be prepared to be patient as you might need to nail 2 or 3 of them up.