Wiltshire Saint

You are a brilliant liar.

Agreed. I am willing to give him a handjob.

TDD - I have a feeling it is me who has upset you. If so then I am genuinely sorry. Please accept my apologies.

I'm sorry TDD. I think I may have feelings for you, but I'm not sure how to express them. I wish I was in the navy where this kind of same sex loving was the norm. Let's f*** No, really, I am sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me. Things have gone bad in my brain. You're a good lad really. Just a bit thick. See....i've done it again. You do realise this is my last post before bedtime. I have so much to say to you. Words cannot describe what my problem is or why I am being the biggest *****.. I love you delldays. You're my favourite. Even when the pills have worn off, you'll be there. xxx

The funding needs stopping doesn't it TDD. I guess you know where the "funding" is coming from. I agree that their "voice" must be "stopped". I know where the "funding" is coming "from" but I can't "say". All I know is that we need to do some "sh*t" now, before it is too "late". I can't say too much more than that, but I think you boys know what me and "TDD" are on about, right? If you don't, you're probably a "Muslim" and can **** off anyway.

Apart from when it comes to anything political, social, environmental or based on general common sense.

Good news. 1. Boxers or y-fronts? 2. Worn in bed or not worn in bed? 3. Changed daily or less often? 4. Favourite colour? 5. Purchased by yourself or someone else? 6. Name written in with pen or sewn in?

Will you be fielding questions about your pants?

Not sure there's any need for swearing. Your post is quite aggressive and, if I'm being honest, I found it a little upsetting. If FM has no basis in real life, can you explain how they have judged Otsembors speed (17) and acceleration (17) exactly right? They also have his birthday correct. So there is plenty of evidence that the information is based on real life. I also know for a fact that a number of managers use FM instead of using scouts, especially in the lower leagues. I seem to remember reading that Dave Jones used Championship Manager in 1999 to research and eventually sign a little known player called Jo Tessem. I think you should open your eyes to the benefits of modern technology and the resources that are at our disposal. You have to move with the times and, to get back to the point, I am disappointed that AP decided to sign a player who has only got 1 freekicks and 1 corners. I'm not sure about you, but I expect better.

Corners - 1 Free Kicks - 1 Got to say I'm not happy about signing somoeone like that. And if you look further I think there may be trouble ahead: Professionalism - 4 Loyalty - 5 I don't think AP should be signing anyone with less than a 10 in all departments. We need to aim high and getting players in with 7,8 and 9 ratings (let alone the 1's) is poor form. I mean, look at his concentration - 7! FFS, no wonder the Norwich fans are glad to see him go. If he cannot concentrate for 90 mins then he is of no use to us. Either sell him and make some cash or loan him out.

So you start a thread on something that you have no idea about and then, when someone posts an article (post 3) you don't bother reading it to find out the answer to your question. Instead you just make stupid post after stupid post. Don't get me wrong, I really don't mind people who aren't too intelligent. There is room in the world for everyone, but when you repeatedly start stupid threads or post stupid comments it just becomes a bit tiresome. Everything you say is tinged with some kind of mental retardation (and I don't mean that as an insult, it just seems to be the case). The very first paragraph of that article says this: It clearly says the police cannot use TERROR LAWS. Not all laws are terror laws TDD. There are other laws. And these other laws are there to try and stop people who may be committing crimes. So, if a police officer sees you acting suspiciously and "where there is evidence that serious violence has or may take place." (Section 60 Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994) then you may be searched.

Are you on a wind up? You have completely ruined this thread, seem to want to post on it every 4 seconds and have been a complete tool from start to finish.

I don't like stock, but am a big fan of c*ck.

I have never seen him play, but going by what people here have said I think we have made a massive mistake and should sell him asap.

I think the Japanese should only be allowed to kill the same animals that we kill. Anything different is just them showing off and trying to be all different. All animals should be tested for intelligence and any of them not making the grade should be killed for food and rugs etc, with the most stupid animals being fair game when it comes to hunting. Anyone caught eating cute animals should face some kind of punishment, administered by the UN. Animals with a high stature should be saved from any sort of bad stuff but the UN should also keep a close eye on dolphins as with their incredible intelligence they may one day attempt a take over.

If Lallana is going to leave (fingers crossed he won't!) I doubt it would be to Bournemouth? Who knows though, football is a funny old game! LOL!

I don't think we'll ever see eye to eye on this. I will NOT pick up dog poo because it is dog poo. Sh*t is not something that I should have to deal with. what about other animals, who is responsible for their sh*t? If children get dog sh*t in their eyes then (1) it will teach them a valuable lesson about looking what they're doing and (2) it is very unlikely to cause blindness. That is a myth put about by the anti poo brigade to get people to pick up dog poo. I won't be fooling for that old one. If I am ever caught I will be passing the fine onto the dog. He's the one sh*tting everywhere, he can pay it. I really don't have a problem with dog poo on the fround, unlike you......so if you see some rather than just moaning about it on the internet, giving it the "big I am", do something about it - pick it up. My dog is not chipped. I don't have a licence or any record of owning the dog. I bought it off a fella I met in the pub. A cash transaction. No one will ever chip my dog. He's fine......all animals poo on the floor (even humans before we learnt about toilets) and my little fella has only bitten two people so isn't really a menace to society or anything (and one of them was a child who was teasing him, so the kid got what he deserved) Dogs are great animals, but lets not make them into something they're not. They are animals and animals sh*t on the floor. Learn to live with it (and, by the way, dogs are a zillion times better than cats)

Did you hear it a lot then?

You like my cheesy c*ck, don't you? That's why you bit. Yes, it is true. I am sad and lonely so I smear my face with dog poo. This freezing weather has been a real pain. Says the women who has just lost it because someone said something bad about cats (and the women who tried to get in touch with Michael Jackson using a bengal kitten as a spirit conduit) Yes, that's right, I did. Have you seen it? You dirty boy (I bet you watched it with your little arrogant c*nt of a brother didn't you) They **** on your sofa if I remember rightly. Yes, that's your job isn't it?

You are out of order. You and your retard brother better wish you don't bump into me or I'll get my dog to sh*t in your mouths. You pick it up, you're the one who doesn't like it. So only indigenous animals can sh*t on the streets? You have anger issues and your Dad sounds like a b*stard. Your posts on here are the equivalent of sh*tting in public.

Good, he sounds like a right little c*nt. He needs to learn to respect his elders. If he'd said it to me I would have smacked him round his arrogant little face. I have a dog and I don't care where it sh*ts, as long as it is not in the house or my garden. Anywhere else is fair game. When did we humans descend so far that we have to pick up the sh*t of other animals? If people are that bothered by it then they can pick it up or just do what I do, don't walk in it.

It is obvious to everyone that the UAF and the mad Muslims are in cahoots. They have got together and hatched a plan to take over this country. We will all soon be Communist Muslims. Working for the Muslim state and living under Sharia Law. We'll all be called Comrade Mohammed soon. This country.

For what it's worth I'm with you BB. NickG has started this thread to have a little dig at you after his silly little comment on the Fonte thread. Don't let him (or anyone) tell you what threads you can or can't start. You paid your fiver just lke him even though he seems to think he has some kind of position of authority on SWF.

Jesus. Most of your posts are complete b*llocks, but this one must surely take the prize for THE most stupidest post ever made by anyone on the internet. Yes, of course, Freddy Adu is going to join a mid table team in the third tier of English football. What a tw*t!

Why are you plucking figures out of thin air then? I like arguments to be based on facts, not figures plucked from thin air. I thought I made it clear that this is not how you spell the word. I would be more prepared to listen to your infantile arguments if you managed to spell words correctly. These aren't typo's, this is you not knowing your own language. Please don't fall into the Gheydays trap of saying all of my posts are me "trolling", whatever that means. You can either attempt to answer the points made (all salient points) or just admit that you're a big racist. You don't like people of a different colour to you. Simple as that.