Wiltshire Saint

Exactly! I see Steve and Boj like Markus and Nicola. Without ML and NC we would have no Saints and without Steve and Boj we would have no forum. People shouldn't question either pair, they are both here to save us and make things good. Everyone should stop their moaning and get behind whoever is helping Saints.....be it through saving us from administration or providing a fantastic, if not a little white, forum. Granted (no pun intended Steve!! LOL) my eyes are hurting, but that's partly from the white and partly from reading so many pointless posts from pointless human beings.

I don't think it is harsh. Borewaysaint has offended Steve, a man who has worked tirelessly on getting this forum up and running again. If peoplecan't show respect then they should be banned permanently. Calling Steve Grant "Steve Grunt" is offensive and out of order. It implies that Steve Grant either grunts a lot or is like Grant Mitchell from Easternders, who was mocked by being called Grunt (ie, he was mocked for being a thug, a brainless goon). From my experience, Steve Grant is neither a brainless goon nor does he grunt a lot (although I conceded this is hard to tell over the internet. I have never met Steve, but if I did, it would be an honour). Norwaysaint - shame on you. You have tarnished a good mans reputation and probably done some damage to Saints-Norway relations. I hope you're proud of yourself.

I agree, most female news presenters are gorgeous. I actually don't think they should be allowed to present the news though, because I often get aroused and start masturbating. Last week it was only after I'd spilt my load into my hand that I started to feel bad about about w*nking off whilst news of the Cumbrian shootings was broken. At least as a compromise they should ensure that sad news stories are told by men or ugly women.

Seeing as a number of people have nominated me, I am willing to be the fans representative. I don't need to tell you all of my qualifications for the job, you've all seen how eloquent I am and the passion I have for Southampton FC. I am willing to stand up against bullies like NC, as anyone who frequents the Plume will be able to testify to. I will contact the club shortly with an email explaining a little about who I am and what I expect our relationship to be like. I will start gently but make it very clear that I will not be messed about. Thanks for all your support and words of kindness. Wiltshire Saint Southampton FC Official Supporters Rep

This is my last post using this username: Shut up Ponty, I can see your belly.

and you are a f8cking pea brained, tw*t.

I'm sorry supermikey.....I like you, I really do, but your thread opener followed by this other post that I have quoted must surely highlight your complete f*cking idiocy? You have made a complaint about something without having watched it first? I am completely stumped why you would do such a thing. From what I have seen of your posts, you're not the run of the mill SWF retard, but this has to be one of THE most stupidest things anyone has posted on here for a very long time. How can you complain about something that you haven't even seen? You've let yourself down and I am thoroughly disappointed in you.

I for one hope that they are not caught and make it to South Africa where they can then be apprehended by the SA police and given a severe beating. Hopefully some of them will end up with a tyre thrown over them, doused in petrol and set on fire. It'll rid this country of some of the scum that blight not only our football, but wider society as well.

"THEY CAME FIRST for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. THEN THEY CAME for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. THEN THEY CAME for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. THEN THEY CAME for me and by that time no one was left to speak up." I think that sums up quite a lot.

Absolutely. We don't want any gays playing for Saints. It is a disgusting to think that I may be cheering and applauding someone who wants to have anal sex with me. Urgh. I can't believe we'd even consider having a gay in our team. I hope that there are rigorous checks into players' sexualities before they are signed. I imagine they only get into football so that they can be in a changing room with naked footballers all the time. It is probably the best place for a gay to be, with all those ripped, muscular, tanned men. Most footballers are very good looking too. Like Beckham or C. Ronaldo. They are really handsome and have great bodies, rippling with sinew and muscle. The gays probably only score goals so that they can be held in the arms of these beautiful, strong Gods of men; be kissed by their tender lips and look deeply into their glassy eyes as they share a moment of ecstasy together (the goal). Gays shouldn't be allowed to play football. We are all so repulsed by them on here, as we are real men who don't even give the idea of homosexual love a second thought. It is so far from the forefront of our minds that we wouldn't bring it up in a conversation about something that isn't explicitly gay, like breakdancing. I'm off down the sauna to meet my mates and talk about girls.

If I were Liebherr and Cortese and I read this board, I'd just **** off now and leave Saints to rot. Ingrates.

I have just rung Zebra credit to ask them some questions. They said that there was nobody that would be able to help me in the office today, but I should ring up and speak to Stuart ***** on Monday as he is the commercial contact for the company and he deals with football clubs.

I'm with you Smirking Saint. Let's get a petition sorted. Firstly we need some clear points that we wish to complain about. I suggest we mention the installment thing and the £3 charge and the poor PA system. Then we need to write exactly what our concerns are and, very importantly, what we would like to be done (pracyical things). This then needs to have lots of (genuine) signatures. I don't know how we get people on line to sign? Maybe take the petition to the friendlies and the first game of the season? Or is that too late? This is my first draft of the petition: We, the undersigned Saints FC fans, wish it to be known to Mr Nicola Cortese and Mr Markus Liebher of our concerns about the following issues. Each issue is explained and a solution or two provided. 1. The lack of ability to pay in installments: This is outrageous as many people can't pay up front and you are driving fans away. Is that what you want? Loyal fans who have watched for decades but don't have the ability to pay upfront, especially at such late notice. I for one am meant to be getting road tax this month but have had to postpone that to pay for my season ticket. I will now be driving illegally and it will be your fault. Solution: Next season, reinstate the installment facility. 2. The 33 charge for on-line bookings: a stealth tax that has been used to con more money out of us. A stamp costs 48p and an envelope (when bought in bulk) about 5p. The admin asst wages amount to 30p. This is a total of 88p, so where does the £3 come from? explain yourself Nicola. Solution: abolish the £3 charge next season 3. The PA system: It has been commented on by many fans that the PA system is terrible and has ruined most fans enjoyment of the game. we like to hear what the announcer is saying, of we can't then many of us cannot see the point of attending games. Solution: Before the start of the season Markus should dip into his pocket and buy a better PA system. Yours..... And then we get everyone to sign. I think the 3 points are enough because we don't want the petition to turn into a long rant or give the impression that we're just a bunch of moaners. Everyone else can add suggestions on how to improve the petition and smirking Saint can look into how to get signatures. Operation Petition Nicola has started!

I will vow to buy more food, drink and programmes at every game just to cancel out those that have vowed to boycott them. I have money to burn.

yes. i can see from this that you are looking at his development as a professional totally from his persepective, and not from your own perspective as a southampton supporter

I do. If I can borrow an expression, I think he's a ****le. I don't care much for some of his other usernames either.

Take her a vacuum cleaner round.

By including the words "that far" you are suggesting that you have thought about fisting another male and therefore are a poo eating gaylord.

What a ridiculous thing to say. We all know you're an idiot, there's no need to provide even more evidence. How is nickh saying that Israel should withdraw from occupied territories in order to gain peace the same as him saying the English should get of Wales? What a complete spanner you are.

Good analogy. I take the "unbelievable axe-wielding" is an entertaining, promotion-winning season? Who cares who the boss is then.

We do seem to have a lot in common, I hadn't noticed. Maybe it's a sign? I like your kitchen as well. I still have that photo of it saved to my hard drive. Sometimes I picture myself in it making you breakfast in bed. In fact, I have actually photoshopped myself into that photo. I used a photo of me from last summer, so I'm in your kitchen, in a novelty apron, making you some sausages, burgers and chicken skewers for breakfast.

Pear Cider on a summers day nice eyes fresh bed linen Bluebells Trifle Manor House Cake smell of Creosote nice arms cuddles beef stew Christmas Crispy Shredded Chilli Beef good manners

Keith Cassells Danny Wallace Radhi Jaidi Rueben Agboola Ray Wallace Dexter Blackstock Leon Best Henri Camara Michael Gilkes Luis Boa Morte Tahar El Khalej Jason Euell Nathan Dyer Ricardo Fuller Kenwyne Jones Fitz Hall Oscar Gobern Augstin Delgado Ulrich Van Gobbel Just not my type, not sure why.

There is only one way to see if Kippy's theory is correct and that is to rate all the Saints squad out of 10 for looks and also rate them for laying ability. This information should then be plotted onto a scattergraph to see if any relationship exists. It is worth remembering that any correlation between the two sets of figures could be purely coincidental and prove nothing (in other words, a waste of time). That said, here is my offering (I have removed some of the lesser members of the squad): Kelvin Davis - looks (5) ability (7) Bartosz Bialkowski - looks (5) ability (7) Dan Harding - looks (6) ability (7) Radhi Jaidi - looks (3) ability (7) Jose Miguel Fonte - looks (5) ability ( Joseph Mills - looks (5) ability (7) Daniel Seaborne - looks (1) ability (5) Jason Puncheon - looks (4) ability (7) Paul Wotton - looks (4) ability (6) Lee Holmes - looks (4) ability (6) Dean Hammond - looks (7) ability (7) Morgan Schneiderlin - looks ( ability ( Oscar Gobern - looks (1) ability (5) Rickie Lambert - looks (6) ability (9) Lee Barnard - looks (5) ability (7) Adam Lallana - looks (5) ability ( David Connolly - looks (4) ability ( Someone plot that on a graph for me.