OttawaSaint

Wow, the passing has been terrible. Unacceptable.

Buckle up folks, last 15. Kitchen sink about to be....slowly wiped, with a dirty dish rag...

There’s our main problem, right there. Cedric gets ball and instead of surging forward to get pool on the back foot, he stops it, waits for Liverpool to reorganize, then backpass, square, backpass, slowly work ball forward with Liverpool shrugging and thinking ok then, they let us get our shape back. Great!

Trouble is, is that the players couldn’t give a ****. They’ll all get new teams after we go down. Why bust a gut?

Wow. World class that Cedric.

Sloppy, sloppy sloppy.

The Puel era was boring but this is boring and clueless.

That shot of the bench is worrying. They look so clueless.

Can’t be bothered to watch the rest of this. Utterly tedious when Saints get on the ball.

Lol. Ok then.

Look depressed out there. Grow a set Saints!

I have a feeling we’ll nick this one...

I imagine Mope to be like Father Ted in that episode where they kill one bishop, one gets the holy stone of clonrickart stuffed up his arse and another leaves the priesthood and Ted exclaims “Well I think that went quite well”.

Was hoping that we’d come out utterly pumped up and have a real go them, fire up the crowd and just go balls to the wall. Instead we stroll out without a care in the world looking like we are getting ready to discuss cardigan patterns at a church fete.

We love Liverpool so much that we’re not working them too hard to keep them fresh for Europe.

Fixed.

I’ve had my fill of this shower of ineffective ****s. Not an ounce of fight in them. Did they even watch how Swansea beat them?

Shame we don’t have anyone capable of tucking it away like that. Long would have passed it to the keeper, Austin wouldn’t have got there. It’d have been on Gabbi’s wrong foot. Tadic would have put it wide, Davis over, Hoj hit crossbar, Prowse curled it the wrong side of post. Ugh.

****

This.

Somebody show Prowse how to head the ball please!

What?

Carillo good header but straight at keeper. JWP close!

They not booking divers these days?

Hoedt must think he’s auditioning for them. Had a shocker so far. Calm down ffs.