Window Cleaner

A nice little bird came and perched on one of my hazelnut bushs. Don't know what kind though, I'm not into the feathered kind.

More like Easter Bunnies in our case.

Slate

I think it will happen if we lose today and the others get something. You can only bang your head against a brick wall for so long. The brick wall been overpaid players underperforming. I'd probably do it because I was so ****ed off. But then we scored and I might not

I cut down a tree today, but that's sylviculture I guess.

Is Surman on the pitch today,not seen him mentioned on the Sky text.

Percy F*ckingThrower.

Norwich have equalised in case anyone thinks it's still relevant.

They're not all that physical, just garbage like Barnsley and Blackpool.

Anyway Morgan off Wotton on at half-time..

Probably spent all 15 minutes getting patched up by the docs and physio.

It's not as easy as it sounds, Blackpool are probably elbowing and kicking our lads at every opportunity.We need to win, they don't a draw will do them. They've given away 9 fouls to our 5. Plus all the sly stuff the ref doesn't see.

anyway we've got to get it yet. It would be a good result if the others all lose.

Won't make any difference we can't play against sh*t like Blackpool. They learn to play football in the academy not kick and rush. We need a team of Wottons.

Blackpool do kick sh*t out of people, it's how they survive.

what?, just how are we going to score with what we have on the bench. Liptak up front maybe.

not that it makes much difference as things stand. Still Forest will be pleased no doubt.

needs a shot up the ass with a size 11 boot.

what for?

So that would be down their left then?

where's our magnificent (and expensive) strike force then? Down on the sands with the other donkeys I guess.

Why did they get a penalty?

that's more like it. I see Plymouth as serious relegation candidates, so are we mind you.

Good move ref.

Chance or not he missed early on last week as well, hope it's not groundhog day.