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probably get a couple of matches suspension, 3 may be same as a red card.

Hah Patty Hewes, now she's a nasty piece of work.

looks like something you might find with a Roman Legion.

lost a couple of cup finals, one at Chelsea, one at Spurs, perhaps won a lower league title trophy at Swindon.

Bearsy building up NC street credit here, preparing the old I'm usually right for when he sells Lambert to the Skates in January.

can he play in goal ?

well he would though wouldn't he, he is rubbish, just utter rubbish. Remember those old Charles Atlas ads, well Pitroipa is the bloke who always gets sand kicked in his face, you only have to blow on him to knock him off the ball. Totally unsuited to PL football. Jeez and people moan about Gaston, this bloke is a half Gaston.

well I bloody well hope not, he is awful, absolutely awful. If we want a winger we should be looking at blokes like Valencia.

My what a lot of old whingers you all are, get yourselves down to the W.I.

it's Miguel D'Agostino isn't it, first team coach.

wrong name then, the other Belgian thug that they've got at Spurs.

football from the 1990s perhaps. Been plenty of jobs available, Hoddle has never got one of them since his demise at Spurs.

depends where they are with their left backs, Naughton and Rose are both doubtful I think. Then you have the never ending list of Vermeulen, Kaboul etc.

Hoddle is a dinosaur, anyway the real favourite for the job is the bloke from FC Bale. All the others are just figments of the bookies' imagination.

Job Centre mainly, unless they're studying football marketing techniques and Golf Course Planning at the University of Ouagadougou

and this would be what? instead of going out and meeting real girls ?

it is a long time (well football time anyway) Hull at home, 9th November so that'll be about 6 weeks come Sunday and 5 games. Managers have been sacked for less.

I don't do social networks...probably because I'm unsociable. Don't even have a smartphone, don't need one, never been struck by the urge to watch Coronation St whilst strolling down the High St or anything like that.

wtf is snapchat

So they come here and we give them a good drubbing, win test series 3-0 with 2 drawn, we go there in the same calendar year and get a tonking. What happened to real overseas tours where teams went to one country in a summer season and played a full season of county games and test matches ? Familiarity breeds contempt and a couple of weeks practice doesn't get you used to the wickets.

Hoddle is about 10 years beyond his sell by date.

well not really but there are evidently other alternatives if we're looking for an out and out number 2 keeper. I'm thinking mid table Liga, someone like Roberto from Granada or something like that. Depends on our short to mid term projects for Boruc.

but as he has a 5 year contract with Villa which goes on for another 2 season he probably doesn't give a toss about that anyway. Contract probably prices him out of the market as a reserve keeper for any respectable club.

old, no doubt expensive and not American.

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