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Nasri, Clichy...both sold by the Arse to Citeh. Then there's Fellaini who's in theory a top player, then there's Torres, the list is endless.

Knew I shouldn't have mentioned Last Exit to Brooklyn, how come Bearsy has never serialised that then, makes 50 Shades of Grey look like a Giles Annual.

no but seriously though, when you're a crap footballer playing for a crappy club in a crappy league and someone offers you a bit of a bonus for doing something that you might end up doing anyway it must be tempting right ?

I don't smoke either, did once though, think it was for about a week when I first went up to Uni, didn't like it, never bothered to try again (well not with real cigarettes anyway).

cut your hands off, that should help.

It's easy, done it loads of times :rolleyes:

not read Last Exit to Brooklyn then, there's a whole passage about the camaraderie of waiting in line for a gang bang.

mind you a better haircut might help, where does he get that ?

perhaps he has premature ageing or something, lad of 18 really shouldn't look that old.

Morgan is just represented by a law firm, Thomas Cooper law, isn't Lallana represented by his Dad ?

Just off the top of my head then. Kurzawa from Monaco, Soaré from Lille and the Bosnian bloke from Lazio, all young players who are far better defensively than Luke Shaw. You could probably get them all for the price you could (in theory ) get for Shaw. He'll probably be out again on Saturday and we'll be back to either Fox or Clyne out of position.

Still think we should take anything over say 14 million because there are better left backs for less money. I know he's only young but he looks far older and keeps on getting injured.

only 2 now though,

If they have or had so much talent why are less than 30% of PL players of UK origin? The modern game at it's highest level has surpassed the type of talent you can find on street corners and in public houses.

In a game that time has left behind, look at the old YouTube videos, they're all porky, there's no closing down and players wouldn't get the time and space now that they did then. Football has changed, the old "heroes" would be nothing in today's game.

but he won't leave, don't know why there's all this speculation. No-one can pay us what we paid, there's no money in Italy and less in Spain so the question is a bit pointless.

I only put 2 players because I'd only take 2 of our ex's to play in today's side. Only 2 with the technical ability and fitness levels to be able to play today's game. People make me laugh with their Jimmy Case obsession, he'd be red carded after 2 minutes, he had no technical ability just a lot of aggression.

Bale and Shearer, I'd pass on all the rest, wouldn't be good enough or fit enough for today's game.

They still have horse drawn carriages up there ?

Scotland will be a banana republic without bananas.

there's a lot of rubbish in their squad, they aren't particulary overloaded at CB as Luiz is out for a fair while. Just leaves Cahill and Terry with Ivanovic as a stand in on many occasions, means they have to play Bertrand at RB. Azpilicueta is easily exploitable at LB as well. They have a shedload of midfielders but some of the other positions aren't too well covered.

he's been washed up since he left DC Utd, just not up to real football standards.

so no footballers in the shortlist at all then let alone Rickie Lambert..

They couldn't afford the vast majority of those, bookies should be prosecuted for fraudulent candidates. By the by whilst I'm on the Pompey topic, Arcadi Gaydamak has been arrested in Zurich and will probably now have to serve his 3 year jail sentence in France.

who cares, they'll get what they're given, football management is not a greek democracy. Anyway they've got AVB for now and I really can't see that changing any time soon. If they wanted success they shouldn't have sold Bale.