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Ah OK. Had a look at oddschecker and I see that West Brom, Stoke and Saints are odds on for relegation with almost everyone (or with everyone) and all the other sides are not. Seems that they've made up their mind in the main. I mean no-one is going to wager a thousand £ on West Brom avoiding relegation to win a quid if a miracle happens are they. I see that there are some 4/11 and 2/5 odds on Saints as well.

Isn't 4/9 shorter odds than 4/7 ? It means that you'd have to bet 9 units to win 4 rather than 7 units to win 4 doesn't it ?

Leicester aren't that bad.

Perhaps it's not that simple. Top quality CBs cost a lot of money, why that Van Dijk bloke went for about 70 million or so and young bucks like Laporte are 50 million apiece. There are also only so many to go round and when United and Citeh just have to have at least one more than they need, demand exceeds supply.

Not on my TV he hasn't.

Isn't 6 the minimum requirement for an orgy ?

And you really, really think that just the Russians are doing that ? Cyber warfare, information warfare.

Ah right, as I know nothing whatsoever about most of today's "celebrities" it's a bit hard to tell sometimes.

What makes you think that then ?

The sooner this fad for connecting every sundry demise with football games ends the better it will be. People die every minute of every day, it's sad but nothing to do with football.

Which owner ? The old one deserves it for sure but as I know nothing about the latest one I couldn't say. Still if he was stupid enough to pay 210 million for 80% of the club and let Kruger and Reed run it, then yes I'd guess he's none too bright.

There is only one thing worse than being the Premier League and that is not being in it. (Oscar Wilde)

Pretty good actually. Utd's players had 3 things on their "to do" list. Beat Citeh, get to the Cup Final and slack off for the World Cup. Must be hardly any Utd first teamers not set for Russia this summer.

So, a tidy win in our first game of the season. Wicket must have been a bit tricky with the 40 wickets going down for a total of less than 900 in less than 3 days if you discount the time lost for rain yesterday.

There is no doubt that Saints have seriously underperformed this season. We should be well above the promoted sides...but we aren't.

Nah, yesterday on t' telly they showed some crowd shots. there was a fat really old bloke with a Saints shirt about 5 sizes too small for him and the old dear next to him looked to be knitting.

They turned it up for a 20 minute session, quite enough to see off a Saints 2 goal lead. Anyway next week they'll thump us from the off more than like. I see us losing by 5 or 6.

Cup semis are obviously the most important thing for them now. Utd won't win the title, they will finish second so they might as well prepare for next week-end really. Same with Arsenal (for the Europa) Spurs and Chelsea, don't know what happened to Saints....:)

Boufal is French, so is Lemina. They've just adopted the nationality of parents or grand parents because they couldn't get into the French senior side.

Taking the donkeys to Blackpool.

I'm sure I saw an old dear knitting in the stands yesterday instead of paying any attention to the game.

Right, I now understand Chelsea's strategy, why turn up for 90 minutes when 20 is all it takes.

T'is true they look amazingly short of ideas for a supposedly "top" side. Still who cares, we need a result and at the moment we're looking like getting one.

Done that, Worcs 80/5. Would be great if we can polish them off for less than 150.

Malibu ? Isn't that a bit of a girly drink?