Window Cleaner

Perhaps the title needs changing to a less euphemistic Nationalities you have had sex with, most unlike Dog to wrap it up like that. Let's face it when you're in bed with a hot Italian or Australian nobody sleeps. I mean if real sleeping was included I'd have to cross off the German on the boat jetty at Puerto Banus, the Hungarian in Rhodes and most of the Asians as well,jet lag obligé.

Well I'm quite pleased QPR stayed up and Bolton didn't.Bolton have been milking the PL for aeons now and haven't actually got much better.

Can't believe I'm the only one with Thais,Vietnamese and Cambodgians on the counter,not even an Australian let alone French and Belgians.... Come on lads you can do better.Need one of the gulf lads with a few TDs on the clock to ease my conscience a bit

not for 7 million though,probably wouldn't go that high anyway.3.5 tops.

Pretty sure Drogba is a dual national actually,he was in France when he was a little kid,sent by the parents to some team's academy or other,want to say Dijon but not at all sure.

the linesman was too far away to see all of the incident.Sneaky feckers like Tevez know how to hit opponents without anyone seeing without the aid of technology. 2 red cards merited and should have been given.This is what I said yesterday, Barton was set up yet again and none better to do that than Tevez.

We definitely need a number 1 keeper. Top top top priority for me if we're to do anything respectable in the PL.

I personally want to see us sign a top class keeper, not at all a fan of Davis on the sporting front.Too erratic and will get crucified by the real hot shots who can thread the ball through the eye of a camel or whatever the old blag is.

so we loan out players,same as every other Premier League club. The 25 man group can be changed at each transfer window I think.

of course not but it's not a new scenario.I guess we might try to keep him on a derisory salary to be 3rd choice keeper though.Whether he accepts that will depend on what he can find elsewhere.

we shall see.

Well that will depend on if Bart's knee is recovered enough for him to pass a medical elsewhere won't it. He's been out of contract before,had some sort of trial with Sporting Braga but failed the medical.Guess he had few options but to return to us and accept a no-doubt very poor contract.

do not delude yourself or worry about NA leaving.Villa and Liverpool have American owners, they'll go for big names.Think Villa might make another bid for Martinez and then there will be Di Matteo to be snaffled up unless Chelsea win the CL final.Who wouldn't sack McLeish, he's a totally useless f*cker.Failed in Scotland with their national team,got Birmingham relegated from the PL twice in about 4 years and totally screwed up a decentish side at Villa.He needs to go back to the SPL where mediocre becomes brilliant.

Do you mean the president of Pakistan is also president of Great Britain PLC?

Did Britain not give the Poles full residence rights long before most other European Nations? Anyway I think the flux is now negative with more Poles going home or elsewhere in Europe than entering Britain. Do not forget that Germany has a deficit of nigh on 200,000 workers per year.Why would Poles stay in Britain when they can be better off in Germany.Then again as usual I doubt that it will be the most qualified that stay behind and the least qualified that go to Germany.

Amazing that the British are far more concerned about the fate of the Euro than most of those nationalities that are actually part of it.Most of us just want Greece to f*ck off out of it because they're lying cheating,benefit swindling,tax evading idiots and we don't want to have to finance them cos we've our own sort of all those things.But it's not a biggy for most people.

Might be if I knew who that was I am your typical 1970s/1980s post-grad qualification yuppie of those times:study, travel and sh@g and then work,travel,sh@g being about all you did. Surely I cannot be alone in this ? Edit ah right confessions of a Window Cleaner and all that. To those who don't actually know let it be said that the "windows" that I don't actually clean in the literal sense aren't those made of glass..nuff said.

still at least he got to sh@g Christine Keeler and Mandie Rice-Davies.Two of the hottest totties of the time.

It's not whether they're good enough for Saints or not, I'd be disappointed if they came here because they're not the type of player I'd want to see.I want players from Europe or farther afield with genuine ability to compliment what we already have and although Foster may well be decent enough he isn't the future of SFC.Adam is just the sort of player that I don't personally rate and I feel that Liverpool were extremely foolish to part with 7 million for him,then again he probably fits into "King" Kenny's dinosaur tactical plan.

yep wouldn't want either of them, others may see it differently though.

Parker and Ba, all the rest isn't a step forward in my opinion.

Not really no, simply because we didn't need them. I am not a fan of your common or garden English relegated footballer. Scott Parker and Demba Ba are a different level altogether,which is probably why they're playing for teams who have been relatively successful but Adam,Gabbidon,Larsson and all that I can well pass on.Look at Scott Dann, relegated with Birmingham and then again with Blackburn, really,really not the sort of player you need.How many relegated players did Norwich and Swansea sign? that's a genuine question,I honestly don't the answer but I'd be surprised if it was more than 1 apiece.

Whilst not knowing very much about Stephen Ward in particular I would say that the horizons of many on this forum are by far too low.I really,really doubt if we will buy(or sign) anyone at all from relegated EPL teams.Given the showing of all 3 of them this season where Wigan survived and all 3 promoted teams did as well it really calls into question the standard of players at Blackburn,Wolves and Bolton.Given also that none of the 3 teams relegated from the PL last season could better either Saints or Reading and obtain automatic promotion despite the major advantage of generous parachute payments it just goes to show just how average you need to be to get relegated from the PL. Personally I think we'll be looking much farther afield than Blackburn,Wolverhampton or Bolton.

Distinguished Service Medal ?

I could, probably take me a couple of weeks to remember all of the names first and then make an educated guess as to some of the nationalities.Then again there would be several cases of D I C K (drunk in charge of a knob) which are extremely vague. Victims 100+ Nationalities easily 30 odd. Only place on this globe that I've been to and not got any was India.So just don't go there and you'll probably be OK. On the European front probably only Moldavian,Lithuanian,Albanian, and Portuguese are missing from the full-house.Just as well leave those alone as well then although the only Czech/Slovak representative on the known list was a Czechoslovakian at the time,might need to cross one of those 2 off as well then. :blush: