Bearsy

I never stick around to the end of MOTD to watch Stoke so i haven't seen them much lately, but safe to say it will be tough game the way Pulis has them playing. Hope that "curse of old boys" does not strike, and Higgingbottom, Delap & Kenywne Jones stay off the score sheet!

Lol! I mean, what? I sometimes see Schmeichel on MOTD but surely that is what the mute button is for? I don't suppose even Alan Hanson actually listens to what the dumb turd is saying! I like how David James actually seems surprised to find Schmeichel espousing trite and illogical observations! Dumb Skate!

i didn't think wanyama was much different than usual, he's a beast in the clinches but given the ball and a bit of space he's prone to hand out the odd hospital pass

It was the latter smirks, Ponch had Lambert drop back into a number 10 type situation with Jrod up top and Lallana+Davi(e)s either side. For the record I've always thought of you as a top,top player. I always try to sign you in FM

adam said himself, he only really understood how someone with his technical ability ought to be contributing when he found himself on the field with players like Cazorla. That's something you don't learn off rochdale players in league 1. Knock it past ur man and chase after it maybe, but that's never been his strong suit. On another subject lets brainstorm bout English defensive midfielders playing better than Jack Cork. Lets make a list, there must be loads! Ok, GO!

cortese

Scab! Scab! I ****ing hate scabs! Boo! Union! Union! Union! Workers is unite against word associations!

I am calling union strike until this thread is delete or move to lounge. Anyone who is now post on this thread, is scab!

It'll be tough to precisely replace what Osvaldo brings to the squad. Nile Ranger could do it possibly. Balotteli & Suarez have similar qualities but prob score too many goals. Tricky one for the scouting dept.

would anyone swap with the movie "12 years a slave"? 9 Oscar nominations, but there is the chance you could win nothing.

i would maybe swap with brazil, already safe from relegation + with a home world cup coming up in the summer.

such lies! I remember v.clearly that he went 30yrs back & he went 30yrs forward i.e. it was 2015 he went to. Such symmetry is v.important in drama. You can also see the Jan is not right how a genuine LCD would do it. I reckon is photoshop.

monreal is shite

prob is it's automatically wrapping url tags round the address, if when you do ur post you "go advanced" and untick "automatically parse links in text" it works. Regards Professor Bear (hons)

imagine we'll prob be sell out now every week now. Make sure get ur tickets early people!

ok i will update. I will also replace the wrong ted bates pic with the the ted bates statue image, cos that is more recognisable ted bates.

that's a great scoop for turkish! How come he got this big exclusive? Is Saint-Armstrong sick or something? Hope not RIP

soz dbl

yeah no-one even noticed she was fat till i mentioned it. such hypocrides tokyos! I reckon this should be like amnesty thread, we all hand in our fat jokes and strange ways of spelling Caterinne here and then like, never mention it again.

my pseudnym (DrBrianEarsyMD) was quite popular on mumsnet at one time (when i was ban from here). It is actually a v.liberated forum, there is genuinely birds wandering round there with usernames like AnalFuckYesPls

lols that is amazing lazlo! Makes you wonder where the family name come from? I.e. Smiths was Blacksmiths, Bakers was bakers. Mine is Earsy cos my granddad invented hearing aids.

nah relax when we all do mass relocation to mumsnet or whatever you will deffo be ITK. I like to imagine just bletch left here on his own, correcting his own spelling and making anagram jokes that no-one is read

i can't be all places at once yo! i am fighting fires all over main board at the mo, obv i am still monitor muppet shows just in case tokyos needs mugging off or something, but i also have to keep in charge of farts forum now and also steve has asked me to have a look at motoring forum because no-one else does

word? I would refer everyone to post #28 where it turns out i'm the only one what spells good!